Adult Sex Quiz

1. Do you support the Christian-Right political activism of Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and D James Kennedy?
(Record 1 for No or 2 for Yes).

2. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars?
(Record 1 for Yes, 2 for Sometimes, 3 for No)

3. Do you have any tattoos on your body which you deliberately wanted put thereon?
(Record 1 for Yes, 2 for the opposite)

4. [If you are a human female, skip this question]: If you are a human male, do you have any earrings in your left earlobe, right earlobe, or both earlobes which you wanted put therein?
(Record 1 for Yes, 2 for the other)

5. Do you often use the words f--k, f--king, f--ked, etc. publicly as nouns or adjectives, particularly in a pejorative or derogatory purpose in common everyday speech?
(Record 1 for Yes or 2 for No)

6. Do you attend church every week (as much as possible)?
(Record 1 for No, 2 for Yes)

7. Is it decent for a female human to expose loose long hair (below mouth-level and not bound in a shawl, back-of-head ponytail, or up in a bun) in mixed-gender public view?
(Record 1 for Yes or 2 for No)

8. Should people expose their naked arms, nude legs, and sockless feet in sandals in mixed-gender public view during warm summer days?
(Record 1 for Yes, 2 for No)

9. If you are a human male, have you ever had an erection (and if you haven't yet, don't worry about it - it will eventually happen automatically)?
(Record 1 for Yes, 2 for No)

10. If you are a human male, have you ever ejaculated semen during an erotic dream or upon seeing a naked woman or image of a naked woman?
(Record 1 for Yes, 2 for No)

11. When Jesus said in His Sermon on the Mount that whoever looks at a woman lustfully commits adultery with her in his heart, did He intend His 12 disciples to apply that to photographic images on film or screen?
(Record 1 for No, 2 for Yes, 3 for Who Knows?)

12. Should saveable pics of nude women on internet webpages be defaced with visible copyright markings on the pics themselves?
(Record 1 for Yes, 2 for No)

13. Do you mind searching for pics of nude women on internet webpages in websites also containing lesbianism, bestiality, multiple men in one woman, black men in white women, rape bondage, old women, and self-sodomizing masturbation?
(Record 1 for No, 2 for Yes)

14. Do you mind encountering pics of only partially-nude women such as gals wearing high heels, socks, lingerie, etc. (i.e. with no pix of head-to-feet total nakedness) in gallery portfolios claiming to contain TOTALLY-nude pix of virgins, teens, lolitas, etc.?
(Record 1 for No, 2 for Yes)

15. Should the body parts of women patients be examined and/or handled by female doctors only rather than male doctors not presently married to those female patients?
(Record 1 for No, 2 for Yes)

16. Does Jesus intend us nowadays to lust at paintings and scultures of nude women in museums?
(Record 7431 for No, 2 for We're Free To Do It, and 3 for Yes)

17. How many English letters are there in the English word referring to adult female humans within First Timothy 5 verse 14 of the New Testament of The Holy Bible?
(Record how many letters there are for that)

18. The phrase "flowing locks" are found in what chapter number within a book of The Holy Bible?
(Record what chapter number that is)

19. What sequential number of the 26-letter English alphabet (a-to-z) is the first letter of the English name of the woman mentioned in Scripture who wore sleeves?
(Record that number)

20. The English word effeminate is contained in what chapter number in The Holy Bible?
(Record the number of that chapter)

21. Were you [physically] born in 1982 or before (e.g. 1981, 1980, 1979, etc.)?
(Record 1 for Yes, 139 for No)

22. How many English letters of a certain English word in the New Testament describe both a pre-born human within a womb and already-born human not within a womb anymore? [Hint: See Luke 1:41 and 2:16]
(Record the number of the letters of that word).