The other evening I heard some toddlers in a distant park playing, and what seemed to be some of the girls of the group were at times screaming and shrieking at the tops of their voices during their kidsplay.

Reminded me of a few Scripture references:

Job 23:16 God has made my heart faint; the Almighty has terrified me

Job 31:29 If I have rejoiced at the ruin of him that hated me, or exulted when evil overtook him
30 (I have not let my mouth sin by asking for his life with a curse);
31 if the men of my tent have not said, 'Who is there that has not been filled with his meat?'
32 (thetraveler has not lodged in the street; I have opened my doors to the wayfarer);
33 if I have concealed my transgressions from men, by hiding my iniquity in my bosom,
34 because I stood in great fear of the crowd, and the contempt of families terrified me, so that I kept silence, and did not go out of doors --
35 Oh, that I had one to hear me! (Here is my signature! let the Almighty answer me!) Oh, that I had the indictment written by my adversary!
36 Surely I would carry it on my shoulder; I would bind it on me as a crown;
37 I would give Him an account of all my steps; like a prince I would approach Him.

Psalm 131:2 But I have calmed and quieted my soul, like a child quieted at its mother's breast; like a child that is quieted is my soul.

Proverbs 7:11 She is loud and wayward, her feet do not stay at home

Proverbs 20:11 Even a child makes himself known by his acts, whether what he does is pure and right.
Proverbs 22:15 Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline drives it far from him.
Proverbs 23:13 Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you beat him with a rod, he will not die.
Proverbs 29:15 The rod and reproof give wisdom, but a child left to himself brings shame to his mother.

Ecclesiastes 10:16 Woe to you, land, when your king is a child, and your princes feast in the morning!

Isaiah 3:12 My people: [bratty shrieky] children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. [Let the little monsters chalk up and obstructively deface sidewalks right in the way of busy doorways for pre-training programming them for graffiti vandalism (?)] Oh my people, your leaders mislead you, and confuse the course of your paths.

Isaiah 7:16 For before the child knows how to refuse the evil and choose the good, the land before whose two kings you are in dread will be deserted.

Isaiah 41:23 Tell us what is to come hereafter, that we may know that you are gods; do good, or do harm, that we may be dismayed and terrified.

Isaiah 47:5 Sit in silence, and go into darkness, Oh daughter of the Chaldeans; for you shall no more be called the mistress of kingdoms.

Romans 9:9 For this is what the promise said, "About this time I will return and Sarah shall have a son."
10 And not only so, but also when Rebecca had conceived children by one man, our forefather Isaac,
11 though they were not yet born and had done nothing either good or bad, in order that God's purpose of election might continue, not because of works but because of his call

First Timothy 2:11 Let a woman learn in silence with all submissiveness.

First Peter 3:1 Likewise you wives, be submissive to your husbands, so that some, though they do not obey the word, may be won without a word by the behavior of their wives,
2 when they see your reverent and chaste behavior.
3 Let not yours be the outward adorning with plaiting of hair, decoration of gold, and wearing of fine clothing,
4 but let it be the hidden person of the heart with the imperishable jewel of a gentle and quiet spirit, which in God's sight is very precious.
5 So once the holy women who hoped in God used to adorn themselves and were submissive to their husbands,
6 as Sarah obeyed Abraham, calling him lord. And you are now her children if you do right and let nothing terrify you.

It has been suggested that cellphone pics be taken of all Twin Cities residential properties (showing house numbers) upon which the satanically-overbroad, ashamed-of-stating-queerness-in-the-semantics, pro-homosodomy-"marriage" lawn signs reading: Vote No. Don't Limit The Freedom To Marry have been posted on lawns belonging to such residences. A listing can then be compiled of such pix with addresses and posted on a webpage . . . the URL of which can then be made known to the IRS for pursuing audits, to the FBI for anti-Christian-morality hate-crime investigation and arrest and prosecution, and the Bureau of Criminal Apprehension.

ACTUALLY, the precise wording of the Marriage Amendment Ballot question does not specifically limit the freedom of anyone of any sexual orientation to marry! The words in the ballot question are merely an affirmation of non-harem/anti-polygamous heterosexual marriage.

This brings us to a much deeper problem.

A certain person who I will not name looks back on their life, and regrets doing certain things committed out of temporary and quasi-innocent mindless, senseless, non-thinking, even temporarily-irrational faithlessness.

Proverbs 29:18 Where there is no prophecy the people cast off restraint, but blessed is he who keeps the law.

For example, severely and repeatedly besieged with significantly-overwhelming deprivation of biologically-need-based sexual fulfilment for various causes from porno-misattired indecent-idolatry satanic sinners (such as numerous hellbound theological and clergy heretics espousing the damnable heresies of NIV's anti-marriage mistranslation of First Corinthians 7:1 and of their younger-widows-not-young-women-marry-and-bear-children First Timothy 5:14 mistranslation of anti-KJV modern mistranslations), deliberately infested with lewdly-licentuous demons who entered their proudly-belligerent carcasses , that person reluctantly but under indescribable sensual duress faithlessly resorted to seeking and searching for porn .jpg and .mpg/.wmv files, then saving such R-to-XXX-rated imagery on CDs and USB drives, then self-sodomizing over such now and then to the extent of failing to urinate when needed so as to cause some low-powered somewhat-irreparable bladder incontinence instead of exercising enough and having Spirit-enlightened insight enough to lay off overdosing with salt shakers so as to temporarily suffer with some high-blood-pressure-triggered, substantially-now-self-repaired, mild brain strokes which served as a proverbial "warning shot across the bow" for the person to promptly and completely erase and delete the stash of accumulated porn idols instead of entering eternity with them hung around the neck and leaving such to would-have-been-shocked-and-deeply-disappointed dear father, wife, church and political associates, etc.

Had there been Old-Testament-reminiscent encouragement and legality-accentuated provision for harem polygamy [diametrically opposed to anti-polygamous ONE-man-ONE-woman feminists-perpetrated anti-patriarchy], there would have been no cause to resort to wasteful-and-extinction-destined, non-real-live-bodies, imaginary indirect-and-anonymous substitutional connection with harlot-models porn.

Perhaps you, the reader, can partially identify with parts of the above confession, or at least know others who can.

James 4:17 Whoever knows what is right to do and fails to do it, for him it is sin.

For power-and-knowledge-craving Eve it was sin to take The Forbidden Fruit - no matterwhat her and The Tempter's irrationalizing excuses. For each one of us it is also sin to engage in monetary or erotic-lust greed, whether spur-of-the-moment impulsiveness or previous thorough planning .

Pertaining to the above statement, there is something crucial to point out.

Scripture alludes to it with the following verses:

Acts 3:17 "And now, brethren, I know that you acted in ignorance, as did also your rulers.
18 But what God foretold by the mouth of all the prophets, that his Christ should suffer, he thus fulfilled.
19 Repent therefore, and turn again, that your sins may be blotted out, that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the Lord,
20 and that He may send the Christ appointed for you, Jesus."

Romans 3:21 But now the righteousness [only Christ sacrificially can atone and has atoned for sins] of God has been manifested apart from law, although the law and the prophets bear witness to it,
22 the righteousness of God through "faith" [as non-reliably caprecious and non-trustworthy that is at times?] in Jesus Christ for all who believe [and those who are justified by works as James 2:24 states - being that "even the demons believe and shudder"]. For there is no distinction;
23 since all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,
24 they are justified by His grace [which includes our enabled and actually-performed justifying/saving faith and our enabled and actually-performed justifying/saving works] as a gift [being that every good and perfect gift, including both faith and works - is from above, from the Father of Lights], through the redemption which is in Christ Jesus,
25 whom God put forward as an expiation by His blood, to be received by faith. This was to show God's righteousness, because in His divine forbearance he had passed over former sins; [Praise Jesus. There's hope!]
26 it was to prove at the present time that He Himself is righteous [not a sadistic Imposer-of-Garden-of-Eden-Stumbling-Blocks] and that He justifies him who has faith in Jesus.

First Corinthians 6:9 Do you not know that the non-righteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor [summertime-immodest porno] idolaters, nor adulterers, nor [anything-but-truly-gay, homo-"gay"] effeminate, nor [homosexual-"marriage"] sodomites,
10 nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor robbers will inherit the kingdom of God.
11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God. [Again, praise Jesus. There IS bonafide hope!]

Galatians 1:13 For you have heard of my former life in [porno-pix-and-vids?] "judaism," how I persecuted the church of God violently and tried to destroy it [Oh whoopie. Great. Accursed sht to be damn proud of?]
14 and I "advanced" in [homicidal self-atonement-by-self-sacrificial-law] "judaism" beyond many of my own age among "my people," so extremely "zealous" [actually asininely stupid and murderous] was I for the [legalistic adiaphoric] "traditions of my fathers."
15 But . . . He who had set me apart before I was born, . . . called me through His grace . . .

Ephesians 4:22 Put off your old nature [Sort of like denuding, stripping, disrobing, or taking off one's clothes - very sensual, relating to fuhking] which belongs to your former manner of life and is corrupt through deceitful lusts,
23 and be renewed in the spirit of your minds [Do not listen to the heretics and apostates, cultic and deviant, atheists and agnostics, rant],
24 and put on [dress up with] the new nature, created after the likeness of God in true righteousness and holiness.
25 Therefore, putting away [casket or cremation?] falsehood , let every one speak the truth with his neighbor, for we are members one of another.
26 Be angry but do not sin; do not let the sun go down on your anger,
27 and give no opportunity to the devil. [Turn off the terroristically-semi-porno TV, avoid scanning the near-nude summertime beach bunnies, "watch out" against and look away from the loose-long-haired mopheads, etc.]

First Peter 1:14 As obedient children, do not be conformed to the passions of your former ignorance,
15 but as He who called you is holy, be holy yourselves in all your conduct;
16 since it is written, "You shall be holy, for I am holy." [We must be perfect, as our Heavenly Father is perfect]
17 And if you invoke as Father Him who judges each one impartially according to his works (NOT "faith" nor "works of faith?"], conduct yourselves with fear throughout the time of your exile. [Temporary stopover]
18 You know that you were ransomed from the futile ways inherited from your fathers, not with perishable things such as silver or gold, [now over $1000 an ounce]
19 but with the precious blood of Christ, like that of a lamb without blemish or spot.
20 He was destined before the foundation of the world but was made manifest at the end of the times for your sake.
21 Through Him you have confidence in God, who raised Him from the dead and gave Him glory, so that your faith and hope are in God.
23 You have been born anew [a childbirth term which sounds sexual, definitely related to fuhking], not of perishable seed but of imperishable, through the living and residing word of God . . .

Hosea 13:13 (RSV) The pangs of childbirth come for him, but he is an non-wise son; for now he does not present himself at the mouth of the womb. ["Mouth of the womb?" So the vagina is supposed to metaphorically ingest the penis down there?]

What the aforementioned Bible verses allude to is that there are a few [good] people who sin in the sense of doing accidental, unintentionally non-thought-out, what essentially are oopsies or mistakes under duress from surrounding demonic wicked and the far-reaching effects of their devastating and disasterous accumulated and aggregate wickedness.

However, there are others - some in a activist and others in a still-somewhat-dormant combined majority - who relentlessly and impenitently want to sin, like to sin, willfully and spitefully pre-plan sin out of a subtle or overt, maliciously-venomous hatred against God, His morality, His Christians. Deep down, such despicable vermin lawlessly relish and take intentially-disobedient, hostile and diabolical pleasure in scurrilously blaspheming, misrepresenting, defaming, harassing, and even in various ways injuring and harming, "the religious right."

Matthew 7:13 Enter by the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is easy, that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many [including pro-abortion, pro-feminist, pro-homosexual-marriage, pro-evolution, antisemitic MSNBC/CNN/FOX-media Obominites and their ilk].
Matthew 7:14 For the gate is narrow and the way is hard, that leads to [faithful-Jerry-Falwell-like] life, and those who find it are few.

Matthew 22:14 Many are called, but few are chosen.

And thankfully such 'many' are headed for, and ultimately will burn in: Hell -- forever removed away and apart from the gratefully-and-joyfully-glorified, finally-obtaining-complete-eternal-peace, righteous!

It is against despicably arrogant and impious human filth that the raging and violent street protestors of Libya and Egypt should not merely burn their flag of - but viciously stab, hang, shoot, decapitate, and incinerate in non-"hate-crime," anti-pseudo-"american" fury . . . with or without references to long-since-dead-and-never-resurrected Mohammed and his modesty-supportive but anti-semitic/anti-Christian satanic-verses islamic/muslim Koran.

Matthew 13:41 The Son of Man will send His angels, and they will gather out of His kingdom [not "queendom"] all causes of sin and all evildoers,
42 and throw them into the furnace of fire; there men will weep and gnash their teeth.
43 Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. He who has ears, let him hear.
47 "Again, the kingdom of heaven is like a net which was thrown into the sea and gathered fish of every kind;
48 when it was full, men drew it ashore and sat down and sorted the good into vessels but threw away the bad.
49 So it will be at the close of the age. The angels will come out and separate the evil from the righteous,
50 and throw them into the furnace of fire; there men will weep and gnash their teeth.

First Corinthians 16:22 If any one has no love for the Lord, let him be accursed. Our Lord, come!

Galatians 1:8 But even if we, or an angel from heaven, should preach to you a gospel contrary to that which we preached to you, let him be accursed.
Galatians 1:9 As we have said before, so now I say again, If any one is preaching to you a gospel contrary to that which you received, let him be accursed.

Second Peter 2:14 They have eyes full of adultery, insatiable for sin. They entice unsteady souls. They have hearts trained in greed. Accursed children!

Hebrew 6: 7 For land which has drunk the rain that often falls upon it, and brings forth vegetation useful to those for whose sake it is cultivated, receives a blessing from God.
8 But if it bears thorns and thistles, it is worthless and near to being cursed; its end is to be burned.
9 Though we speak thus, yet in your case, beloved, we feel sure of better things that belong to salvation.
10 For God is not injust as to overlook your work and the love which you showed for His sake in serving the saints, as you still do.
11 And we desire each one of you to show the same earnestness in realizing the full assurance of hope until the end

Revelation 21:8 But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the polluted, as for murderers, fornicators, sorcerers, [summertime-immodest and porno] idolaters, and all liars, their lot shall be in the lake that burns with fire and sulphur, which is the second death.

Now, on to the titled topic.

As the reader might be well aware, the first written order recorded in the entire Bible which God the Creator gave to His newly-formed human creatures was:

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."

He reiterated that same injunction to the eight human survivors who stepped off The Ark after the cataclysmic Worldwide Flood:

Genesis 9:1 And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth.

Thus, the following is a logically-possible suggestion relating to the above:

Assume that you or I (of male gender) are either alone on a seashore beach somewhere, or instead sitting in a moderately-occupied fastfood restaurant.

Suppose further that a facially-attractive, slender-and-shapely, young woman of our skin color in her late teens or early twenties wearing chignoned hair (or having a single back-of-head ponytail) and long sleeves and full-length non-tight slacks and socks with sandals or boots . . . approaches you or I, and gently asks: "I wonder if you could help me?"

Most likely, our response would be a cautious: "What would you like?" or (better yet): "How can I help you?" - instead of a self-obligating: "What do you need?" or quasi-rude: "What do you want?" or perhaps suggestive: "What do you want me to do for you?"

Suppose she then asks: "I need to fulfill God's Genesis 1:28 and Genesis 9:1 command to multiply, and I'm on a crusade to discredit, abrogate, and overthrow the damnable heresies of NIV's anti-marriage mistranslation of First Corinthians 7:1 and of their younger-widows-not-young-women-marry-and-bear-children First Timothy 5:14 mistranslation of anti-KJV modern mistranslations, so I'd like you to fuhk me so I get pregnant and birth a baby."

You or I would, of course, be quite taken back by such a request. Subtly shocked and speechless, at first.

After a short pause, and some serious gazing at her eyes and face to find out if she was joking or sincere, we might respond several ways, such as: "You'd have to ask my wife first."

Naturally, if we were already married to someone else, and did not want to pursue the opportunity to acquire an additional wife or at least covert common-law concubine, reference could quickly be made in various ways to the already-married wife as a legitimate scapegoat used to conveniently silence the encountered female near us.

Before response back to her would be made, adequate protective precautions would understandably be taken by you or I -- realizing that this very peculiar and unusual confrontation could be a ruse or setup for some anti-prostitution sting operation imposed by this gal who could well be a noxiously-deceptive vice-cop-decoy solicitress conspiring to commit entrapment with waiting police or sheriff nearby.

That being adequately dealt with, if we were single and searching ourselves, or in the mood to venture into the possibilities of Old-Testament-patriarchs-reminiscent harem-like polygamy - though already possessing wife or girlfriend back home - suggestion to pursue further conversation with the eager-to-fuhk damsel could be made for such to take place outside the busy restaurant in a more private setting, such as on a nearby-but-remote bench or preferably in either yours or my car or hers (if she had one). On the beach alone with her, such relocation would not be needed.

"Have you applied to any dating services yet?" would be a polite and helpful off-the-cuff remark, significantly better than instead uttering: "Why choose me to do that?"

Related to that question posed to her of "Why choose me to fuhk you?" an inquiry of: "What's so special about me? Why not someone else - anyone else - to ask for that?" would be in order.

Her explanation might be that: "You look handsome and kind. Appropriately dressed. Bearded. Not some immature kid. A man who can handle himself financially. Seem like the kind of guy I would feel comfortable and secure with. Not that all different that Willard Mormon Romney or up-and-doing-aggressor Paul Ryan. Could not overlook you noticing and admiring me and the very-modest way I was dressed from a distance."

Speaking of distance, and notably wondering about her means of arriving and departure, we would certainly question the young woman as to how she got to either the fastfood restaurant or the secluded beach. "How did you get here?" would be an appropriate query, followed by: "Where did you come from, and where were you going?"

Assuming she gave acceptable answers, such as "I walked/bicycled/rode-the-bus/drove-my-car/came-in-a-taxi/was-let-off-by-a-friend here . . . from my apartment/house/condo/townhouse/etc." with: "I was headed toward the church/store/school/my job etc," the dialogue would proceed right along.

Past family and medical history is then brought up. "Are you currently married?" "Have you ever been married?" "Do you presently have a boyfriend?" "Are your parents both alive?" "Where do they live?" Would they approve of you petitioning me to fuhk you without a wedding ceremony done first?" "Do you now have any venereal diseases?" "What has been your overall health: any medical treatment for anything, any past surgeries, serious diseases or disabilities?" Answers to such would be crucial for continuing to consider her verbal solicitation to fuhk.

At any step along the way in this discourse, any disfavorable response causing disqualification would result in a sympathetic but resolute: "I don't believe that I personally can do coitus with and for you, but I hope that you do find someone else who will. Sorry."

Financial resources might then be mentioned. "Do you have a job?" "Where do you work?" Do you have enough savings or money in the bank to pay for childbirth delivery followed by all sorts of expenses for childcare?

If she indicated that she could provide her own adequate funding, she should then be asked if she would first be willing to consider and publicly-but-not-officially call you or I her "husband" and regard us as such permanently and forever, with the understanding that she is of secondary status probably requiring a hidden, undercover, and somewhat-sequestered marital relationship compared to the already-established primary wife.

Upon receiving an affirmative answer from her, the next question in the sequence should be: "Shall we first create and mutually sign a couple of short ad hoc marriage contracts for both of us?"

Upon her approval, identification cards (such as both drivers licenses) should be used in the construction and signing of mutual certificates.

This can follow with: "When and where would you like me to copulate with you?" Her response of: "Whenever and wherever it would be most convenient for you," would be most advisable, after which preferences could be offered to her such as inside some motel, in a unisex lavatory, within some non-lockable storage unit, out in the woods somewhere, within the back of a car underneath a dark underground parking ramp . . . or even inside the living room or bedroom of your or her apartment, condo, townhouse, cabin, etc.

Finally, as Paul Harvey might have said: ". . . and now you [can use your imagination to think up] the rest of the story."