Divorce-Proof Your Marriage

PRAISING THE LORD
(not onesself)
(and why the non-named-author anonymity?)

I did good works, which made me glad
Yet did some wrong, duressed by bad;
It matters not: redeemed from Fall,
Christ reigns above: that matters all.

I was baptized, I I I,
I like God, that's I I I;
There's hope for me, that's me me me,
My soul is safe, that's my my my.

I chose the narrow, hard, life path,
Did it for fear of Holy Wrath;
It matters not: redeemed from Fall,
Christ reigns above: that matters all.

Used my free will to live Christ's way,
Rejected worldly satanic sway;
It matters not: redeemed from Fall,
Christ reigns above: that matters all.

Matthew 3:11 I baptize you with [ Baptist baptismal-font or non-Catholic Baptist river or non-Lutheran Baptist lake ] water for repentance, but He who is coming after me is mightier than I, whose sandals I am not worthy to carry; He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and with fire.
Matthew 8:8 But the centurion answered him, "Lord, I am not worthy to have you come under my roof; but only say the word, and my servant will be healed."
Matthew 10:37 He who loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; and he who loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.
Matthew 10:38 and he who does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me.

Luke 7:6 And Jesus went with them. When He was not far from the house, the centurion sent friends to Him, saying to him, "Lord, do not trouble yourself, for I am not worthy to have you come under my roof"
Luke 15:19 I am no longer worthy to be called your son; treat me as one of your hired servants.
Luke 15:21 And the son said to him, 'Father, I have sinned against heaven and before you; I am no longer worthy to be called your son.'

Luke 17:10 So you also, when you have done all that is commanded you, say, 'We are worthless [ non-self-esteemed ] servants; we have only done what was our duty.'
Acts 13:46 And Paul and Barnabas spoke out boldly, saying, "It was necessary that the word of God should be spoken first to you. Since you thrust it from you, and judge yourselves unworthy of eternal life and are thus irreparably and non-reversibly headed for eternal torture in tormenting flames when forever suspended in solitary-confinement outer darkness . . . hey, we turn to the non-jewish nations."
First Corinthians 11:27 Whoever, therefore, often or not often (whatever "often" means and does not mean) non-cannibalistically eats the symbolic cracker/wafer non-DNA/chromosomes non-red-and-white-blood-cells bread or drinks a or even the fruit-of-the-vine-related contents of the cup and not the porcelain nor ceramic cup itself of the Lord in an worthless manner will be often or not often (whatever "often" means and does not mean) guilty of often or not often (whatever "often" means and does not mean, and probably instead should read: whenever?) profaning the body and blood of the Lord, even though God cannot be profaned by anyone in the sense of anyone being capable of causing everyone to now categorize God as profane and then even kick Him off His throne.
Luke 23:42 And the penitent thief on a cross [ who had not just been baptized nor had just had cracker-and-grape-juice communion . . . said to Jesus: 'Lord, which is the same word uttered by the penitent women caught in adultery ], remember me when You come into Your kingdom.'
Luke 17:10 So you also, when you . . . who have been water-baptized and have incessantly and over-frequently-and-not-merely-annually-at-passover ingested wafer-and-wine communion tidbit appetizers . . . have done all that is commanded you, say, 'We still are worthless servants; we have only done what was our duty.'

Revelation 4:11 Worthy are YOU, our Lord and God, to receive glory and honor and power, for you did create all things . . . not by absurd-anti-Genesis-heresy hit-and-miss random myriad pieces deciding to create and assemble themselves here and there haphazardly now and then over millions and billions of flat-earth-presumed evolutionary years in non-unified-and-non-interdependent no-reason-for-it chaos . . . and by YOUR [free] WILL they existed and were created.
Revelation 5:9 and they sang a new song, saying, "Worthy are you to take the scroll and to open its seals, for you were slain and by your blood did ransom humans of both genders for God for every tribe and tongue and people and nation

Revelation 19:10 Then I fell down at his feet to worship him, but he said to me, "You must not do that! I am a fellow servant with you and your brethren who hold the testimony of Jesus. Worship God." For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.
Revelation 22:8 I John am he who heard and saw these things. And when I heard and saw them, I fell down to worship at the feet of the angel who showed them to me;
Revelation 22:9 but he said to me, "You must not do that! I am a fellow servant with you and your brethren the prophets, and with those who keep the words of this book. Worship God."

I love God, that's I I I,
I love Jesus, I I I;
It matters not: redeemed from Fall,
Christ reigns above: that matters all.

So, what are minimum requirement to divorce-proof one's marriage?

Mutually and audibly read (for daily devotions) the following Scripture references
in the RSV and ESV and NASV and KJV and other Bibles of your choice:

Genesis 17:10 (regarding non/anti-condom medical penis preparation for heterosexual fellatio and genital-insertion intercourse) This is my covenant, which you shall keep, between me and you and your descendants after you: Every male among you shall be circumcised.
17:11 You shall be circumcised in the flesh of your foreskins, and it shall be a sign of the covenant between me and you.
17:12 He that is eight days old among you shall be circumcised; every male throughout your generations, whether born in your house, or bought with your money from any foreigner who is not of your offspring
17:13 both he that is born in your house and he that is bought with your money, shall be circumcised. So shall my covenant be in your flesh an everlasting covenant.
17:14 Any uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin shall be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant.
17:24 Abraham was ninety-nine years old when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.

RSV's/NASV's Numbers 5:11-31 and RSV's/NASV's Song of Solomon 7:1-8 and KJV's First Corinthians 11:14-16 (concerning immodest public-display of mopheaded loose long hair and suspicion of adultery)

Numbers 30 (regarding a father's and husband's non-feminist-sexist patriarchal overriding authority over his daughter or wife)
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, His body, and is Himself its Savior.

Leviticus 15:18 (regarding how to get a husband to have an emission of semen, and concerning laundry necessities for semenized bodies) If a man lies with a woman and has an emission of semen, both of them shall bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the evening.
Leviticus 18:19 You shall not approach a woman to uncover her nakedness while she is in her menstrual uncleanness.

Deuteronomy 25:11 (regarding how a wife can erotically stimulate her husband to ejaculate) When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts,
Deuteronomy 25:12 then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall have no pity.
Ephesians 5:24 As the church is subject to Christ, so let wives also be subject in everything (including husband-requested penis-mouthing fellatio) to their husbands.
Ephesians 5:25 (regarding how husbands should visually and tactically erotically arouse themselves and their wives in preparation for intercourse) Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her,
Ephesians 5:26 that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water (when mutually naked with her, whether by shower or bath) with the word

How can a wife get her husband to trust her without her being a disruptive and diversionary disorderly-conduct immodestly-misattired public-nuisance exhibitionist seducing and visually-assaulting and sexually-harassing men not married to her . . . instead of her arrogantly and subtly, wordlessly and rebelliously flaunting her non-solicited and purposeless mopheadedness (longer than mouth-level) of hair not tied into an updo or at least permanent-and-not-simply-temporarily-brushed-back single back-of-head ponytail . . . and/or non-asked-for naked-armed sleeveslessness . . . and or non-asked-for nude-legged shortened skirt or shorts . . . and/or her non-solicited soxless feet terroristically displayed in toes-exposing noisy-flipflop-flapping sandals?

Second Samuel 13:18 (regarding mandatory and traditional modest long-sleeved and long-gown dress for female-human virgins in general mixed-gender public view)

Proverbs 1-31, Song of Solomon 1-8, First Corinthians, Galatians and Ephesians, Colossians, First Timothy, First John and Second John and Third John (general husband-with-wife-response principles for cooperative and accommodating behavior instead of complaining and grumbling and selfishly-pouty non-forgiving sarcastic-smart-ass-remarks accusatory misbehavior)

RSV's/KJV's Isaiah 3:17 (concerning punishment of exposure for female exhibitionists)

RSV's/KJV's Isaiah 20:4 (concerning shamefulness of females exposing bare buttocks in general public view)

RSV's/etc. Isaiah 47:1-4 (concerning the shamefulness of uncovering female-human leg nakedness in general public view)

RSV's/KJV's Jeremiah 2:25 (in context, concerning the relationship of human females going barefoot for purposes of sexual enticement and immorality)

Ezekiel chapters 16 and 23 (concerning details of body-parts-described sexual fornication and adultery)

Hosea 2:1-2 (regarding husbands completely denuding wives to "birthday-suit" nakedness)

Again, how can a husband trust his wife, whether he is or is not with her at the time?

First Timothy 2:8 I desire then that in every place the men should pray, lifting holy hands without anger or quarreling;
9 also that women should adorn themselves modestly and propriety in decent apparel, not with plaited hair or gold or pearls or costly clothing
10 but by good works (not faith alone), as befits women who profess [ Christianity ].
11 Let a woman learn in silence with all submissiveness.
12 I allow (and when public certification is involved: "permit") no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent.
13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve;
14 and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.
15 Yet woman will be saved through bearing children, if she continues in faith and love and holiness, with sobriety.

Revelation 3:18 Therefore I counsel you to buy from me gold refined by fire, that you may be rich, and white garments to clothe you and to keep the shame of your nakedness from being seen, and salve to anoint your eyes, that you may see.

So much for premarital Dating Naked (or, more appropriately: Naked Dating whether with Naked Fear or being Naked and Afraid).

The following Scripture passages all have something extremely important in common, being that disregarding them in all sorts of situations is frequently the initiator and solidifier of divorce intentions and actions, and relate to an antithesis of the adage: "I get by with a little help from my friends."

Such Biblical references do not advocate "diversity" nor "coexisting with" nor "cooperative unity" nor "nondiscrimination" nor compromise nor associating with essentially-wicked-in-whatever-ways vile vermin advocating deviant and heretically-apostate deviances of all types in all sorts of ways.

We must keep in mind that they apply to (particularly-feminist-sexist/female-face-or-body-parts-or-voice) TV and radio-channels propaganda which we might impose on (and against!) our spouse (who for cowardice and wimpishness might not readily or vocally admit that such is indeed despicable to them), with the probably-irritating and/or subtly-brainwashing backround?-noise programming (both visual and audio) being ignorantly and/or carelessly (or even deliberately and maliciously?) forced on them to see and/or listen to . . . and quietly be tortured and enraged by.

Thank God for volume controls which can turn down obnoxious-to-others-of-worth sounds and doors which can be shut . . . for TV remote controls with which nefarious programming on broadcast channels and sound can quickly be changed and muted . . . and for privacy headphones keeping non-wanted noise of whatever types to onesself!

It might be worthwhile here to note that background music in stores and shopping centers and businesses of strictly baroque-like (or other "easy-listening" acceptable genres like fluid jazz) instrumental-only and especially classical music is usually quite acceptable and pleasant to hear in stark contrast to other types of "musical" noise(?) [ like rap and certain acid rock and female-vocal pop songs ].

The Bible verses below also involve so-called "friends" and/or neighbors we might pseudo-innocently coerce our spouse to meet, greet, chat with, and (more often than not) be bothered, burdened, and defiled with.

Proverbs 14:7 Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge.

Proverbs 20:19 . . . do not associate with one who speaks foolishly.

Ezra 10:11 Now then make confession to the LORD the God of your fathers, and do His will; separate yourselves from the peoples of the land and from the foreign wives.

First Corinthians 16:22 If any one has no love for the Lord, let him/her be accursed....

Second Corinthians 6:14 Do not be non-equally yoked with disbelievers. For what partnership have righteousness and iniquity? Or what fellowship has light with darkness?
15 What accord has Christ with Belial? Or what has a believer in common with a disbeliever?
16 What agreement has the temple of God with idols? For we are the temple of the living God; as God said, "I will live in them and move among them, and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
17 Therefore come out from them, and be separate from them, says the Lord, and touch nothing unclean; then I will welcome you,
18 and I will be a father to you, and you shall be my sons and daughters, says the Lord Almighty."

Galatians 1:8 But even if we, or an angel from heaven, should preach to you a gospel contrary to that which we preached to you, let him/her be accursed.
Galatians 1:9 As we have said before, so now I say again, If any one is preaching to you a gospel contrary to that which you received, let him/her be accursed.

Ephesians 5:7 Therefore do not associate with them...

Second Thessalonians 3:14 If any one refuses to obey what we say in this letter, note that man/woman, and have nothing to do with him/her, that he/she may be ashamed.
First Timothy 4:7 Have nothing to do with godless and silly myths [ be they in cable or theater movies espousing sorcery or UFO aliens or whatever, in classrooms as with the flat-earth-reminiscent heresy of absurd things-creating-themselves-by-random-chance evolution, etc. ]. Train yourself in godliness

First Timothy 6:20 Oh Timothy, guard what has been entrusted to you. Avoid the godless chatter and contradictions of what is falsely called [ "scientific" ] "knowledge,"
First Timothy 6:21 for by professing it some have missed the mark as regards the faith. Grace be with you.

Second Timothy 2:23 Have nothing to do with stupid, senseless controversies; you know that they breed quarrels.

Titus 3:10 As for a man/woman who is factious, after admonishing him/her once or twice, have nothing more to do with him/her,
Titus 3:11 knowing that such a person is perverted and sinful; he/she is self-condemned.

Second John 1:9 Any one who goes ahead and does not stay in the doctrine of Christ [ i.e. not only the Trinitarian Christology and gospel of Jesus, but also every aspect of His Law revealed in both the Old and New Testaments ] does not have God; he/she who stays in the doctrine has both the Father and the Son.
Second John 1:10 If any one comes to you and does not bring this doctrine, do not receive him/her into the house (whether at the front or back door, by means of cable or airwave-broadcast TV or radio, by mailed literature, by telephone, by internet, etc. ] or give him/her any greeting;
Second John 1:11 for he/she who greets him/her shares his/her wicked work.

BONUS:

The Rapture will only occur after the Millennium.