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The following imaginary dialogue recently took place between two extraterrestrial illegal aliens named Zot and Vok [names have been changed to protect the innocent] who had come from their far-distant planet Spiros to explore more happenings on the intriguing nice blue-green planet they had come to identify as "Earth" by their occasional monitoring of TV waves emanating from the planet.

During this expedition, what caught their attention was a gathered group around the St Paul Minnesota State Capitol on January 22nd of 2015.

ZOT: "Hey Vok, our ZuperSpex has detected a group of indigenous Earth humans gathered around that golden-dome building down there. Maybe we should swoop down for a closer look."

VOK: "Every time we do that, we take a chance that their radar will detect us, and a bunch of their military representatives will again get into a real tizzy about it."

ZOT: "Aw, c'mon Vok. Where's your sense of adventure?"

VOK: "If they saw us, it would be a slaughter."

ZOT: "THAT's the spirit!"

VOK: "Yeah, but remember we when we did that once, some kid saw our cruiser and bellered out: "Mommy, I wanna ride in that thing."

ZOT: "And then the terrified mother wet her pants after gasping, grabbed her kid by the hand and ran to her car, with the kid bawling that he couldn't get a ride on our cruiser."

VOK: "I know. But we'll be a lot more furtive this time."

ZOT: "Excuse me?"

VOK: "Clandestine."

ZOT: "We'd better. OK, let's do it."

After hiding themselves with the CloakingDevice, quickly descending into a metered parking spot having a half-hour left on the meter near the State Capitol, morphing into a black 2008 Nissan, and reappearing...

ZOT: "So why are they congregated there in the bitter cold?"

VOK: "Rumor has it, according to sketchy reception of some of their electromagnetic transmissions, that it has something to do with commemorating some abortion decision which their Supreme Court made a few decades ago."

ZOT: "Why are they celebrating that? Despicable creatures!

VOK: "Look, Zot. Some inferior-gender mophead is irritating men in the crowd by disregarding or defiantly disobeying Ecclesiastes 7:26-29, Isaiah 3:12, Nahum 3:13, First Corinthians 14:33-38, and First Timothy 2:8-14 as she blatters whatever.
I cannot hear everything she is bellering, but maybe her adulterous-by-default porno-mopheadedness indicates her avid support of abortion, being that her immodestly displaying her loose long hair in general public view is a logical incentive and step in the direction of her and others fornicating, getting pregnant at the wrong place and wrong time, and shamefully committing abortion-homicide murder."

ZOT: "You're right about that, Vok. Pathetic! But look: there are some signs here and there reading Stop Abortion and Abortion Hurts Women. I wonder why the rest of the crowd is so tolerant of such dissenters who oppose abortion."

VOK: "Maybe they don't really care who is for what. They only want to gather in a group on this bitterly cold day because they are a bunch of insane sadists."

ZOT: "Why wouldn't they choose to gather on a moderately temperate day in the spring or autumn instead of freezing themselves blue at this time of mid-winter?"

ZOT: "I guess that some really feel passionate about supporting abortion, so much so that they would hurt themselves freezing their own bodies so as to contract cold or flu simply to try to prove some point to whoever at this time.
Or, maybe they have a real love for decisions made by their Supreme Court.
I don't know why they just can't vote anti-abortion legislators in, and convey their anti-abortion views with lengthy Biblical dissertations directly to the legislators they vote in."

VOK: "For sure. Look Zot: that woman over there with her legs walking funny just tried to get into the State Capitol lobby, perhaps to tinkle, but she can't get in. The doors are locked."

ZOT: "Must be closed for renovation, or maybe security guards inside the Capitol want to show their confusion about erotically-titillating hairstyles apparently supporting porno-immodesty leading to abortion, while the other mopheads tolerate the presence of abortion protestors here and there touting childishly-simplistic signs.

VOK: Hey, Zot. I just picked up the transmission from one of their TV devices relaying a message about there being an "Abortion Rally" at the Capitol. Why would people be interested in rehashing an abortion decision by their High Court?

ZOT: Beats the sperm out of me.

VOK: I've seen enough. Ridiculous. Let's go.