No Excuse!

....and No Mistiming, please.

I used to be a lot more gay than I am now, but I'll expound on that later on in this piece.

My mom more than once remarked to others about me how I, in my out-of-the-mouth-of-babes childlikeness, blurted out: "It's so easy to believe in God, when I see how powerful He is."

Now that I'm older - much older - I also realize how smart He is:

Zephaniah 3:9 Yes, at that time I will change the speech of the peoples to a pure speech, that all of them may call on the name of the LORD and serve him with one accord.

Be that as it is (and not as it could be, might be, or may be), others have said to me that I was "too serious" -- hardly the prime example of one to be considered gay.

That being so, "Let's get to work!" as Ed Schultz has said - whether or not you know who the duce he is.

You probably have heard secular (and perhaps even religious) network news media, with deviant-agenda motivations, selectively target some family member of some family who was brutally raped or murdered, only to hear the interviewed nutcase family member of that family state to the news reporter that: "We forgive him for what he did."

Indeed, there is a popular trend nowadays to show what some [mis-]call "love" in the form of indiscriminate tolerance and anything-goes acceptance of many serious crimes anyone does against someone else, in a kind of goody-goody, self-righteously-earn-your-own-brownie-points-for-heaven, fake-christian, across-the-board, "turn the other cheek" pseudo-forgiveness...while at the same time there is widespread scary impatience and intolerance manifested by masses of rude and impolite drivers on the roadways, irate complainers put on hold during a phone call, grumblers standing in line, blasphemers decrying extremes in weather, and a host of other vicious scum blattering all sorts of slander and cursing.

In view of that, see if you (the reader) can detect what is wrong with the following passages from a devil's god-damned feces-up-the-rectum bunghole-revisionism edition of some accursed satanic bible:

Josie 24:19 (Ol' Testymint) But Josie said to the people, "You can serve the Load; for he is a forgiving god; he is a broadminded savior; he will forgive your here-and-there harmless mistakes and your slipsies."

Nattie 1:2 (Ol' Testymint) The Lawhd is a laid-back god and forgiving, the Lawhd is easy going and tolerant; the Lawhd has mercy on his adversaries and keeps unconditional love for his enemies.

Mannie 6:15 (New Testymint) ....but if you forgive people their trespasses, big daddy will forgive your trespasses, and so you who forgive will thus force god to forgive you and everyone else, and therefore gawd will send no one to hell, whether they apologize or not.

Mannie 18:21 Then peenie came up and said to him, "Lawd, how often shall my brother sin against me, and I (along with the red-and-blue-flashing-strobe-lit-squad-car cops) forgive him? As many as seven times?"
Mannie 18:22 Jerkie said to him, "I do not say to you seven times, but more than seventy zillion times, whether or not he has expressed regret for robbing, raping, and murdering your child, your wife, your parents on non-welfare-entitlement SS and Medicare, and you.

Mannie 18:35 So also my heavenly fodder will forgive all your debts as will the cashier at the counters when you walk out of the stores without paying for stuff, if you equally forgive your brother from your heart, and therefore you can insure you and your naughty neighbors will never go to hell if you forgive everyone everything they have ever done, whether they said that they were sorry or not.

Lewk 17:3 (New Testymint) Don't get uptight; if your brother sins, let it go, even if he doesn't say he is sorry.

Hebbies 10:26 (New Testymint) For if we oopsie accidently now and then after receiving the knowledge of coexisting-religions truth, there always is forgiveness for being human,
Hebbies 10:27 and ample supply of non-judgmental tolerance, plus a blessing from the gawd of unconditional love.

Now, on the History International cable-TV channel, there might be so-called "experts" and purported "scholars" identified by name and "Ph.D" credentials...credentialed by aberrant educrat fool professors in diverse tax-exempt universities and high-salaries-paid colleges who have bestowed nonsense graduation "honors" upon even worse infidel fool cap-and-gowned rookies who heretically went way off base on some tangent tidbit upon which they have became hung up upon, lifting their hideous pseudo-scholastic leg of apostate knowledge like roving dogs depositing some alleged "doctoral dissertation" on the hydrant anals of worthlessly-contradictory litterary potpoory -- presumably making them omnicient and infallible as to whatever deviantly-twisted irrationalizations emanate out of the big-bad-breath holes under their snotty noses or they have typed on their keyboards of luniant deviancy.

Such might attempt to contest and counter the above-stated scriptchir axioms stated above, but to no avail, for futile efforts to skew the trewth is obvious to even the most challenged of demended ultra-fund-a-mentalist morons.

In view of that, human females who deliberately but either subtly or overtly flaunt loose-long-haired mopheadedness in general public view, or sleeveslessly naked arms, slackslessly nude legs, or parts of socksless bare feet for whatever doctrines-of-demons excuses...and do not regret doing so, do not apologize for it, are not sorry they did it, and plan to do it again, will certainly get to a heaven of unconditional forgiveness in which everyone always is dressed perfectly modestly...forever (in probable compliance with the never-never-land hallucinationary vision of 70 nude virgins for each jihadic islamist).

Will such vile female filth make up and compensate for their warm-weather partial indecent exposure by dressing up in ski suits and parkas during frigid winter days? By no means, for they do that only to selfishly survive until the next seasonably warm weather episode of imposing non-asked-for, spring and summertime, lurid and lewd exhibitionism.

Now, I can continue on regarding (not "concerning") my admitted gayness:

When my mom used to play a certain Norwegian dance song on the piano, she got a kick out of me excitedly running around from one end of the room to the other, gaily jumping on the sofa. I realized that she got a kick out of it, which caused me to prolong the wildly gay display. It was even more entertaining to her than me gayly rocking back and forth wildly on my rocking horse.

How I got my most gayful jollies was setting up a tent and playing doctor with the neighborhood girls. They agreeably to cooperated at first, but disappointingly got tired of it sooner than I did. Uncovering their underpants to medically examine their bare rear ends was the thing I was after. We would have made a great tagteam on MSNBC's Dateline: To Catch A Predator if we could have kept it up. I suppose I missed my calling by not becoming an Extreme-Sports-Enthusiast TSA Groper, OB-GYN perv, or pimp.

Whatever the case, you can quickly agree that most young toddlers are about as yippie-skippie gay as one gets, bouncing around (sometimes on both feet boing! boing! boing!) as they literally hop along with youthful energy. If I tried that at my age, I would tire quite rapidly, but people might realize that I simply was trying to recapture that carefree gayness - among other things. We all have to get our jollies one way or another.

I still have a great desire to play doctor with neighborhood girls, although the age of such potential participants has increased with the additional delight of older ones having fill-out shapeliness, with the added attraction of well-formed breasts and hairy pussies. Mature prohibitions abound as adults, and now most would expect money for participating in such gay sexplay. Besides, there's bigtime responsibility to take on additional spouses who (not "which") in the Bible were considered "concubines."

It's much more convenient to get on the web and capture nude pix and nude vids of comparably-beautiful young teens to hard drives and flashdrives.....without the cost, pregnancy possibilities, unknown marital status, VD threat, abortion-homicide considerations, assault charges, headaches, sexist frigidity, blackmailed reputation, etc. "Porn" is quick, clean, cost-free, convenient, compartmentalizable, covert, and virtually satisfying enough in a sort of sad-and-empty not-be-able-to-go-further-with-them a logical red-blooded reaction to the largely anonymous and fleeting sights of somewhat-indecently-exposed actual human females mindlessly roaming around and past me in the seasonably warm weather -- sadistically tantalizing me with their spring-and-summertime mopheadedness, nude arms, naked legs, and soxless feet partially bared with flipflop sandals.

Using words alone is generally adequate as a mirror held up to us to show us how sexually dirty our immodesty-exposing-and-tolerating faces are, but when combined with graphic photographic illustrations of what is only semantically described, as when choice keywords such as soxlessness are Googled as choice keywords into a search box and clicked into, the pix and vids potentially appearing function as erotic detonators setting off that inevitable primal instinctual response to "Multiply and subdue the earth", and men cease reasoning rationally apart from aroused sensual emotions - at least temporarily.

I try to ignore the endemic proliferation of massive warm-wather immodesty, lest the perpetrating offenders get the idea that I am some kind of a warped playboy and want to see such non-solicited turn-on lasciviousness...which of course neither of us can in fact do much about with each other. Why they do such annual crazy allurement - which not only does not accomplish anything but is merely a cause of non-fulfilled irritation, visual harassment, and more - is profoundly perplexing....and almost makes me want to time warp back to the pilgrim-pioneer-women 1800s or relocate over to public parks in present-day Iran where I could be significantly friendlier to females who are obviously not in the business of wantonly and irresponsibilty seducing strangers for no good reason.

Thank God for freezing Minnesota winters. A Divine Rod for the Harlot-like Guttermind-Misdressed Back of Warm-Weather-Immodestly-Misattired Female Fools:

Psalm 94:8 Understand, dullest of the people! Fools, when will you be wise?

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge; fools despise wisdom and instruction.
1:22 How long, [immodest-glamor-magazine-and-TV-ad] gullible ones, will you love being naiive? How long will scoffers delight in their scoffing and fools hate knowledge?
1:32 For the gullible are killed by their turning away, and the [It-doesn't-really-matter/Don-t'sweat-the-small-stuff] complacence of fools destroys them
3:35 The wise will inherit honor, but [Man-looks-on-the-outward-but-God-sees-the-corruptly-adulterous-heart] fools get disgrace.
10:21 The lips of the [Biblical-modesty-preaching] righteous feed many, but [warm-weather immodest] fools die for lack of sense.
12:23 A prudent man conceals his [pro-modesty-benefits] knowledge, but [partially-streaking] fools proclaim their [partial-indecent-exposure-during-warm-weather] folly.
13:19 A desire fulfilled is sweet to the soul; but to turn away from [warm-weather-misdressed] evil is an abomination to fools.
13:20 He who walks with [modesty-espousing] wise men becomes wise, but the companion of [warm-weather-exhibitionist] fools will suffer harm.
14:8 The wisdom of a prudent man is to discern his way, but the [Look-how-glamorously-sexy-I-am] folly of fools is deceiving.
14:24 The crown of the wise is their wisdom, but [I'll-die-of-heatstroke-in-the-air-conditioning-if-I-don't-misdress-this-way] folly is the garland of fools.
14:33 Wisdom abides in the mind of a man of understanding, but it is not known in the heart of fools.
15:2 The tongue of the [Women-should-be-dressed-modesty-in-public-sermonizing] wise dispenses knowledge, but the mouths of [Being-misdressed-in-mopheadedness-or-sleeveless-tanktops-or-shorts-or-soxlessness doesn't-bother-anybody-doctrine] fools pour out folly.
15:7 The lips of the wise spread knowledge; not so the minds of fools.
15:14 The mind of him who has understanding seeks knowledge, but the mouths of fools feed on [It's-time-for-shorts-pontificating-weathermen] folly.
16:22 Wisdom is a fountain of life to him who has it, but folly is the chastisement of fools.
19:29 Condemnation is ready for scoffers, and flogging for the backs of fools.
26:3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a [cops-are-ready-to-ticket-and-arrest-for-indecent-exposure] rod for the back of [too-immodest-during-warm-weather] fools.
26:7 Like a lame man's legs, which hang useless, is a proverb in the mouth of [If-some-guttermind-does-not-like-my-body-they-can-look-away] fools.
26:9 Like a thorn that goes up into the hand of a drunkard is a [pro-modesty-in-warm-weather-admonition] proverb in the mouth of fools.

Ecclesiastes 7:6 For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the [modesty-during-warm-weather-mocking] fools; this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:9 Be not quick to anger, for [insane and demonic] anger lodges in the bosom of [quick-to-retort-defensively-in-support-of-warm-weather-immodesty] fools.
Ecclesiastes 9:17 The words of the wise heard in quiet are better than the shouting of a [state-trooper or sheriff's deputy] ruler among [nearly-all-nude-exhibitionist] fools.

Psalm 53:1 To the choirmaster: according to Mahalath. A Maskil of David. The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, doing abominable iniquity; there is none that does good.

Proverbs 10:8 The wise of heart will heed [puritannical-modesty-during-warm-weather] commandments, but a prating fool will come to ruin.
10:14 Wise men lay up [Bible-verses-defining-decent-attired-modesty] knowledge, but the babbling of a [everybody-is-stripping-down-for-seasonal-style-and-fashion] fool brings ruin near.
10:18 He who conceals hatred [against warm-weather-modesty Bible-verse referrals] has lying lips, and he who utters slander [against warm-weather-modesty Scripture-verse application] is a fool.
10:23 It is like sport to a [warm-weather mopheaded, sleevesless, slacksless, soxless] fool to do wrong, but wise conduct is pleasure to a man of understanding.
12:15 The way of a [I-have-to-get-a-summer-tan-to-show-it-off-to-everyone] fool is right in his [and especially her] own eyes, but a wise man listens to advice.
12:16 The vexation of a [chastised-because-of-her-immodesty] fool is known at once, but the [Scripture-verses-describing-modesty-accepting] prudent man ignores an [why-aren't-you-wearing-short-sleeves-and-shorts?] insult.
13:16 In everything a prudent man acts with knowledge, but a fool flaunts his [and particularly her, warm-weather-immodest] folly.
14:3 The talk of a fool is a rod for his back, but the lips of the wise will preserve them.
14:7 Leave the presence of a [immodesty-during-warm-weather-promoting] fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge.
14:16 A wise man is cautious and turns away from evil, but a fool throws off [modest-clothing] restraint and is careless.
17:10 A rebuke goes deeper into a man of [necessity-for-warm-weather-modesty] understanding than a hundred blows into a [I-can-do-as-I-damn-well-please-because-it's-a-free-country] fool.
17:12 Let a man meet a she-bear robbed of her cubs, rather than a [warm-weather-immodesty] fool in his [and especially her mopheaded/sleevesless/slacksless/soxless] folly.
17:24 A man of understanding sets his face toward wisdom, but the eyes of a fool are on the ends of the earth.
17:28 Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise; when he closes his [potentially-defensive-backtalk-supporting-warm-weather-immodesty] lips, he is deemed intelligent.
18:2 A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.
18:6 A fool's lips bring strife, and his mouth invites a flogging.

Unconditional forgiveness? On WHAT grounds? For WHAT cause?

Proverbs 27:22 Crush a [habitually-must-misdress-during-warm-weather-diehard] fool in a mortar with a pestle along with [pro-modesty-Scripture-verse-correction] crushed grain, yet his [and-particularly her] [warm-weather-immodesty-addicted] folly will not depart from him.

Isaiah 26:10 If favor is shown to the wicked, he does not learn righteousness; in the land of uprightness he deals perversely and does not see the majesty of the LORD.

Matthew 7:6 Do not give dogs what is holy; and do not throw your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under foot and turn to attack you.

Revelation 22:11 Let the evildoer still do evil, and the [relentlessly-immodest-during-warm-weather] filthy still be filthy, and the righteous still do right, and the holy still be holy.

Most gals have not acknowledged, do not acknowledge, and will not acknowledge that the immodesty they committed and continue to commit was and is wrong and errant misbehavior, nor have they repented one whit concerning that, and certainly have not expessed guilt nor regret nor sorrow nor any intention whatsoever of never doing their dastardly sexually-harassing display again.

Speaking of eternity, there is a group of whackjob persons who wrongly call themselves "biblical creationists" (even young-Earth "creationists") who have declared and continued to declare that the speed of light has changed to become either faster or slower in the past, and that radioactive decay rates have also changed to become either faster or slower in the past.

They are intellectually-adulterous false teachers: immorally bedding with both the dogma of orthodox-fundamentalist genuinely-authentic Biblical creationists....and the looney liturgy of mega-millions-of-years evolution mythologists.

They illogically do not realize that the Creator created en route starlight along with the stars such starlight is associated with, but to them is presumably "millions of light-years distant," thus apparently (to them) necessitating time travel of "millions of years" to reach Earthlings to see what they now can see in the night skies.

Thus, they try to pseudo-"scientifically" compensate to embrace a mere 8000-year-old Earth and Universe.

But - on the contrary - both light speed and radioactive decay rates have never changed since they were created - as specified in the Genesis record of the Old Testament of The Holy Bible. Both were established once for all, and will not be moved nor altered until heaven and earth dissolve in Judgment Day fire:

First Chronicles 16:30 tremble before Him, all the earth; yes, the world stands firm, never to be moved.

Psalm 93:1 The LORD reigns; He is robed in majesty; the LORD is robed, He is girded with strength. Yes, the world is established; it shall never be moved

Psalm 96:10 Say among the nations, "The LORD reigns! Yes, the world is established, it shall never be moved; He will judge the peoples with equity."

Psalm 148:3 Praise Him, sun and moon, praise Him, all you shining stars!
Psalm 148:4 Praise Him, you highest heavens, and you waters above the heavens!
Psalm 148:5 Let them praise the name of the LORD! For He commanded and they were created.
Psalm 148:6 And He established them for ever; He fixed their bounds which cannot be passed.

The Divinely-inspired prophet King David of Old-Testament fame and authorship gave us even more vital details as to why it is assured that both the speed of light and radioactive decay rate has changed (despite what Answers in Genesis has stated to the contrary):

Psalm 74:16 Yours is the day, Yours also the night; You have established the luminaries and the sun.

Our entire conception of time duration (e.g. the duration of each second, minute, hour, day, week, month, year, etc.) is based upon:

Genesis 1:14 And God said, "Let there be lights in the firmament of the heavens to separate the day from the night; and let them be for signs and for seasons and for days and years,
15 and let them be lights in the firmament (or "dome") of the heavens to give light upon the earth." And it was so.
16 And God made the two great lights, the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night; He made the stars also [on Day 4!].
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the earth,
18 to rule over the day and over the night, and to separate the light from the darkness. And God saw that it was good.
19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.

Our entire recorded human history of dates would be non-trustworthy, totally-non-dependable and questionable, hopelessly variable, and more or less completely random as to non-certainty about stable and reliable calibration -- IF Sun/Moon/Stars time duration standards had not been set in non-changeable existence and non-alterable motion as verse 14 of Genesis chapter one clearly and specifically indicates.

Therefore, not only Adam and Eve, the lower-lifeform animals, and everything else alive on Earth HAD to be created in birthless adult form, with all interdependent, obviously-intelligently-designed parts fully-functional right from the start...but also "mega-million-light-years-distant" stars, galaxies, quasars, globular clusters and so on...along with the light related to them and continuously coming to us here on Earth which we can view every night we can.

Of course, not everyone honestly admits to what plainly is intelligently-designed, being intelligently-designed, because some people are willfully-dishonest fools and not "intelligent" enough to admit their own absurd non-intelligence, except when they hypocritically depend upon intelligently-designed phenomena to continue to predictably display intelligent design which lying hypocrites then can and do proceed to intelligently utilize in surviving by intelligently-designed rational perceptiveness benevolently bestowed (but understandable and thankfully only temporarily given to them) without them going insane with faithless-against-the-intelligently-designed-environment distrust and wilfull failure to accomodate, resulting in regression into permanent and fatal catatonic terror and paralysis.