Primorda

I have seen a lot of science fiction movies and pictures in my time so far on this planet, and it is interesting that all the aliens I have viewed - be they (and pardon my possible misspellings) Ferengi, Romulans, Klingons, Vulcans, or worse - have all appeared like deformed humanoids in various ways.

No ears, or pointed ears. Ugly wrinkles. Weird spotty tattoo-like birthmarks or whatever. Legs and arms too long and too skinny. No nose. Eyes too big. Bald and hairless. Wookie-like furrballs-in-motion. Reptilian feet. No protruding genitals. Brains without bodies, immobile under glass jars. Octopus tentacles. Oozy black slime. Traveling mists. Inability to verbally speak, but merely think.

I have yet to see REAL alien female humanoids with three or more breasts. More than one vagina. Buttocks with more than two buns. More than two ears, two eyes, and one nose. Less than two ears, two eyes, two arms, two legs. Located wherever.

Show me your best, honey. I won't laugh - maybe. No? What's the matter? Scared to show yourself? Or too stupid to transport yourself to me by now? My cellphone camera is ready.

Nothing like the original human products, as the Lord made them. Can't imagine anything better, and can't improve on the best there already is. Pre-programmed pristine pulchritude.

IF there were planets with exactly the same conditions as on Earth (with continuously-perfect type and amount of atmosphere, continuously-perfect intensity of gravity, continuously-perfect distance from the Sun, continuously-perfect amount of edible water, etc. etc. etc. - and there were similar-enough-to-humans lifeforms on other planets within the Universe, what consciousness would they have of their Creator?

Would they know of sin (i.e. disobedience against their Maker)? Would they have taken a similar route of presumptuousness which Eve then Adam took? Would they instead yet be perfect, and in the nude together?

IF there actually was a society of totally naked beings somewhere, how could we clothed humans legitimately communicate in person with them without erotic problems and moral misunderstandings?

Now that I am on the subject of Adam and Eve, several questions have come into my mind.

- What did they do without toothbrushes and monosodium-phosphate toothpaste?
- Did they smell without use of aluminum-chlorhydrate deodorant?
- Where did they defecate (without toilets?), and what did they use for toilet paper?
- What did they use for pillows?
- How often did they do intercourse together (cunnilingus, fellatio, and/or coitus)?
- Did they get chilled at night and require some type of coverings?
- Did they ever build anything in Eden?
- Make anything else with whatever was available around them?
- Were they simply zoologists studying and naming lower lifeforms?
- Were they merely gardeners like in a big arboretum, greenhouse, or nursery?
- Did they ever want to wander out of the perimeters of The Garden of Eden?
- Was it boring never eating dead animals?
- Did they miss being bitten by mosquitos, spiders, bees, and never getting sick?
- What was it like never aging in any ways?
- Did they celebrate the equivalent of birthdays?
- Did they ever go swimming?
- Want to fly like birds?
- Ever try to write and read anything?
- Did they verbally and audibly talk to God their Creator, and He verbally and audibly talk back to them? If so, how often, and about what?

We have some verifiable and recorded, but limited, information about some of this:

Genesis 2:4 These are the generations of the heavens and the earth when they were created. After the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,
5 when no plant of the [cultivated?] field was yet in the earth and no herb of the [cultivated?] field had yet sprung up (because the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was no man to cultivate the ground;
6 but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground)
7 the LORD God formed man of dust from the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being.
8 And the LORD God planted a Garden in Eden, in the east; and there he put the man whom He had formed.
9 And out of the ground the LORD God made to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight and good for food, the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
10 A river flowed out of Eden to water the garden, and there it divided and became four rivers.
11 The name of the first is Pishon; it is the one which flows around the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
12 and the gold of that land is good; bdellium and onyx stone are there.
13 The name of the second river is Gihon; it is the one which flows around the whole land of Cush.
14 And the name of the third river is Tigris, which flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.
15 The LORD God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to till it and keep it.
16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "You may freely eat of every tree of the Garden;
17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall die."
18 Then the LORD God said, "It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper fit for him."
19 So out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to the man to see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name.
20 The man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for the man there was not found a helper fit for him.
21 So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh;
22 and the Rib which the LORD God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man.
23 Then the man said, "This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man."
24 Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and cleaves to his wife, and they become one flesh.
25 And the man and his wife [ "Wife?" Without a wedding? ] were both naked, and were not ashamed.

Genesis 3:6 So when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was to be desired to make one wise, she took of its fruit and ate; and she also gave some to her husband, and he ate.
7 Then the eyes of both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves aprons.
8 And they heard the sound of the LORD God walking in the Garden in the cool of the day, and the man and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God among the trees of the Garden.
9 But the LORD God called to the man, and said to him, "Where are you?"
10 And he said, "I heard the sound of you in the Garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself."
11 He said, "Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten of the tree of which I commanded you not to eat?"
12 The man said, "The woman whom you gave to be with me, she gave me fruit of the tree, and I ate." [ Pass The Buck ]
13 Then the LORD God said to the woman, "What is this that you have done?" The woman said, "The serpent beguiled me, and I ate."[ The Blame Game ]
16 To the woman he said, "I will greatly multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall birth children, yet your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you."
17 And to Adam he said, "Because you have listened to the voice of your wife, and have eaten of the tree of which I commanded you, 'You shall not eat of it,' cursed is the ground because of you; in labor you shall eat of it all the days of your life;
18 thorns and thistles it shall bring forth to you; and you shall eat the plants of the field.
19 In the sweat of your face you shall eat bread till you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken; you are dust, and to dust you shall return."
20 The man called his wife's name Eve, because she was the mother of all living.
21 And the LORD God made for Adam and for his wife garments of skins, and clothed them.
22 Then the LORD God said, "Hey, the man has become like one of us, knowing good and evil; and now, so that he does not reach out his hand and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever . . ."
23 therefore the LORD God sent him out of the Garden of Eden, to till the ground from which he was taken.
24 He drove out the man; and at the east of the garden of Eden he placed the cherubim, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to guard the way to the Tree of Life.

Genesis 4:1 Now Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived and bore Cain, saying, "I have gotten a man with the help of the LORD."
11 And now you are cursed from the ground, which has opened its mouth to receive your brother's blood from your hand.
12 When you till the ground, it shall no longer yield to you its strength; you shall be a fugitive and a wanderer on the earth."
15 Then the LORD said to him, "Not so! If any one slays Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold." And the LORD put a mark on Cain, lest any who came upon him should kill him.
16 Then Cain went away from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, east of Eden.
17 Cain knew his wife, and she conceived and bore Enoch; and he built a city, and called the name of the city after the name of his son, Enoch.
18 To Enoch was born Irad; and Irad was the father of Mehujael, and Mehujael the father of Methushael, and Methushael the father of Lamech.
19 And Lamech took two wives; the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.
20 Adah bore Jabal; he was the father of those who reside in tents and have cattle.
21 His brother's name was Jubal; he was the father of all those who play the lyre and pipe.
22 Zillah bore Tubalcain; he was the forger of all instruments of bronze and iron. The sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.
23 Lamech said to his wives: "Adah and Zillah, hear my voice; you wives of Lamech, respond to what I say: I have slain a man for wounding me, a young man for striking me.
24 If Cain is avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy-sevenfold."

It is rather intriguing that Eve (the female human) seems to have been defective from the start. Bad to the bone from the beginning.

Apparently Satan (the Tempter) previously tried, but failed, to deceive Adam using some type of verbal communication.

Afterwards, however, the Devil succeeding enticing gullible and power-and-knowledge-craving Eve to sin. Thus, it seems that Eve was inherently the inferior gender to begin with, as Saint Paul stated:

First Timothy 2:12 I allow no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent.
First Timothy 2:13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve;
First Timothy 2:14 and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.
First Timothy 2:15 Yet woman will be saved through bearing children, if she continues in faith and love and holiness, with sobriety.

His statement was based upon precedent, and affirmed by those previous to him and after him:

Leviticus 27:1 The LORD said to Moses,
2 Say to the people of Israel, "When a man makes a special vow of persons to the LORD at your valuation,
3 then your valuation of a male from twenty years old up to sixty years old shall be fifty shekels of silver, according to the shekel of the sanctuary.
4 If the person is a female, your valuation shall be thirty shekels.
5 If the person is from five years old up to twenty years old, your valuation shall be for a male twenty shekels, and for a female ten shekels.
6 If the person is from a month old up to five years old, your valuation shall be for a male five shekels of silver, and for a female your valuation shall be three shekels of silver.
7 And if the person is sixty years old and upward, then your valuation for a male shall be fifteen shekels, and for a female ten shekels."

Numbers 5:31 The man shall be free from iniquity, but the woman shall bear her iniquity.

Numbers 30:6 And if she is married to a husband, while under her vows or any thoughtless utterance of her lips by which she has bound herself,
Numbers 30:7 and her husband hears of it, and says nothing to her on the day that he hears; then her vows shall stand, and her pledges by which she has bound herself shall stand.
Numbers 30:8 But if, on the day that her husband comes to hear of it, he expresses disapproval, then he shall make void her vow which was on her, and the thoughtless utterance of her lips, by which she bound herself; and the LORD will forgive her.
Numbers 30:9 But any vow of a widow or of a divorced woman, anything by which she has bound herself, shall stand against her.

Ecclesiastes 7:26 And I found more bitter than death the woman whose heart is snares and nets, and whose hands are fetters; he who pleases God escapes her, but the sinner is taken by her.
Ecclesiastes 7:27 Hey, this is what I found, says the Preacher, adding one thing to another to find the sum,
Ecclesiastes 7:28 which my mind has tried to repeatedly get, but I have not found. One man among a thousand I found, but a woman among all these I have not found.

Isaiah 3:11 Woe to the wicked! It shall be ill with him, for what his hands have done shall be done to him.
Isaiah 3:12 My people: children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. Oh my people, your leaders mislead you, and confuse the course of your paths.

Nahum 3:12 All your fortresses are like fig trees with first-ripe figs - if shaken they fall into the mouth of the eater.
Nahum 3:13 Hey, your troops are women among you. The gates of your land are wide open to your enemies; fire has devoured your fortresses.

Mark 7:27 And He said to her, "Let the children first be fed, for it is not right to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs."

First Corinthians 11:3 But I want you to understand that the head of every man is Christ, the head of a woman is her husband, and the head of Christ is God.

First Corinthians 14:33 God is not a God of confusion but of peace. As in all the churches of the saints,
First Corinthians 14:34 the women should keep silence in the churches. For they are not allowed to speak, but should be subordinate, as even the law says.
First Corinthians 14:35 If there is anything they desire to know, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.

First Peter 3:7 Likewise you husbands, live considerately with your wives, bestowing honor on the woman as the weaker gender, since you are joint heirs of the grace of life, in order that your prayers may not be hindered.