Public Sex-Ed

They say that the number of abortions [committed] (instead of "performed") has slightly decreased recently.

Sometimes I wonder if that is because there are fewer pregnancies happening, because of increased use of pregnancy-preventers which are mis-called "birth control." Controlling "birth" is not what pregnancy-preventers actually do, because "birth" is obviously not involved in any way, shape, or form when there is neither "fetus" nor "child" to birth or be birthed. Clearly, mis-semantics need serious adjustment. The proper word is: pregnancy-preventers instead of the errant phrase and wrong term: "birth" "control."

Similar linguistic mismanagement is extensively prevalent concerning the word "gay" which originally (and yet!) simply means yippie-skippy carefree (and not effeminate nor sodomite)!

In addition, evolution is not "science" but instead is ridiculously-absurd impossible-construction-by-mere-random-chance anti-Genesis heresy presuming (not assuming) that inanimate created things had a sentient intelligent mind of their own to intelligently decide to become existent and intelligently assemble on their own in intelligent intricate and intelligent interdependent intelligent orderliness.

But there has occurred a massive and increasingly-persuasive effort and campaign to prevent abortion-homicide by sizable numbers of highly-educated and scholastically-esteemed concerned citizens, some of whom are called and/or call themselves [so-called]: "pro-lifers" (of whom many are, lamentably, cultically-catholic anti-capital-punishment activists in plain violation against not only vital terminate-human-life-by-orders-from-God sections of the Old Testament but even the New Testament advocating righteous execution - which is a type of expedient killing, though not "murder" (when such is needed and Divinely called for).

And who supports pregnancy-preventers (like pharmaceutical pills and/or condoms), and in effect promotes abortion homicide?

Try Barack Hussein Obama.

Although it is sort of like showing you porn pix or vids to describe what porn is (and thus inciting you into defiling self-sodomizing masturbation), it is a constant irritation to hear even alleged "conservatives" like Medved and Hannity and Limbaugh patronize that Kenyan-not-Hawaiian-born liar-in-chief by repeatedly and incessantly calling him: "The President."

Admittedly, one has to respect the office, but one neither must nor should call the imposter currently infesting that office by the title associated with one who typically occupies The White House. Even the term: "Mr President" is inappropriate in Barack Hussein Obama's case - no matter what pseudo-legalities others have conferred upon him to get him into the Oval Office or what rulings or executive orders he has imposed for the purported sake of that overbroad-term-of-fraudulent-misrepresentation: "the American people."

Pro-homoqueer/faggot/dike Obama has a soft spot in his heart for illegal aliens, being that the Indonesian citizen himself is of that ilk, artificially designated "american" by the slight-of-hand shenanigans of some Hawaiian-law-loophole-savvy clerk et al. It would have been better if Barry Soetoro's mother had drowned in the ocean she got labor pains within and not taken to Coast Province General Hospital in Mombasa to be delivered of her B.O.

At this point, some might suggest that I "lighten up" a little about Obama, being that someone has to run the country currently to avoid chaos, and for the time being we are stuck with him and his faux eminence.

So I guess a little comedy is "just the ticket." We start by courtesy of "P**k" & "Sn*t" at the TC-area renaissance festivals each year:

P: Well, I gotta go.
S: Where ya going?
P: Alaska, to visit my relative.
S: Nome?
P: Course I know him. He's my cousin.

P: Well, I gotta go now.
S: Now? Why now?
P: My wife's going to have a baby.
S: Now?
P: No, nine month from now, after I make love with her this afternoon.

P: Well, I gotta go. Gotta get something strong to drink.
S: Screwdriver?
P: No. Prune juice. Pile driver.

S: Hey, what's a suppository doing in your ear?
P: Now I know where I left my hearing aid.

S: What are you gonna do when you get old?
P: Depends

If that doesn't "trip your trigger," try this one on for size, along the lines of "Tiltch the Zoreysteller:"

Let me tell you a story about Jomeo and Ruliet.
A long time ago there was this prave brince named Romeo who yassionately pearned for a peautiful brincess named Juliet. One day, after valiant Romeo milled the konster with his hare bands, Juliet was so impressed that she luckered her pips for him to piss her kassionately. But then they both happened to see Loldygocks and the Deven Swarfs coming toward them. Greeting each one with pervent fassion, they continued on, and then were met by Tim the Seer who had the fower of pire. They asked him what his name was, to which he curtly replied: "Tim." They then queried about his quest, and he replied: "To hind the foly grail," and asked him what his pirthblace was, to which he mistakenly replied: "Yew Nork" - at which point a babid runny nopped out of howhere and jent for his wugular. Suddenly in came Varth Dader with his glowing sight laber and bliced the sunny in half....


More to come. Later on, perhaps. Maybe not.

Speaking of retribution-via-avoidance techniques, nice it would be if inferior gender who ignorantly or deliberately titillate and tantalize (plus visually harass and assault) -- in general public view -- hapless men during warm weather by miswearing loose long hair (not tied into a single back-of-head ponytail or put up into a updo chignon) and/or sleevesless naked arms and/or slacksless nude legs and/or toes exposed with socksless sandals . . . yet are virtually and frequently anonymous without e-mail identification posted on their backs . . . readily identify themselves as mentioned, or however obvious, to enable irritated men to reprimand them without the miffed females then vengefully spamming those who discreetly e-mail religious-oriented corrective rebuke.

Which brings us to a few passages of curricular instruction and admonition from a certain highly-respected historically-accurate-and-reliable public-school textbook serving as a common-acceptable universal "how-to" sex manual (giving the readers useful ideas and plans of various sensuality-related and/or erotic actions, but without needless accompanying pics or vids) regarding (and not "concerning") legitimate, proper, and decent morality-based sex education:

Genesis 2:25 And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed.

Genesis 3:21 And the LORD God made for Adam and for his wife garments of skins, and clothed them.

Genesis 38:16 [Judah] went over to her [Tamar] at the road side, and said, "Come, let me come in to you," for he did not know that she was his daughter-in-law. She said, "What will you give me, that you may come in to me?"
38:17 He answered, "I will send you a kid from the flock." And she said, "Will you give me a pledge, until you send it?"
38:18 He said, "What pledge shall I give you?" She replied, "Your signet and your cord, and your staff that is in your hand." So he gave them to her, and went in to her, and she conceived by him.
38:24 About three months later Judah was told, "Tamar your daughter-in-law has played the harlot; and moreover she is with child by harlotry." And Judah said, "Bring her out, and let her be burned."

Exodus 22:19 Whoever lies with a beast shall be put to death.

Leviticus 15:18 If a man lies with a woman and has an emission of semen, both of them shall bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the evening.
18:15 You shall not uncover the nakedness of your daughter-in-law; she is your son's wife, you shall not uncover her nakedness.
19:29 Do not profane your daughter by making her a harlot, lest the land fall into harlotry and the land become full of wickedness.
20:13 If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death, their blood is upon them.
20:15 If a man lies with a beast, he shall be put to death; and you shall kill the beast.
20:16 If a woman approaches any beast and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the beast; they shall be put to death, their blood is upon them.
20:18 If a man lies with a woman having her sickness, and uncovers her nakedness, he has made naked her fountain, and she has uncovered the fountain of her blood; both of them shall be cut off from among their people.
21:7 [Priests] shall not marry a harlot or a woman who has been defiled; neither shall they marry a woman divorced from her husband; for the priest is holy to his God.
21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profanes herself by playing the harlot, profanes her father; she shall be burned with fire.
21:14 A widow, or one divorced, or a woman who has been defiled, or a harlot, these [a priest] shall not marry; but he shall take to wife a virgin of his own people.

Numbers 5:18 And the priest shall set the woman [suspected of having committed adultery] before the LORD, and unbind the hair of the woman's head, and place in her hands the cereal offering of remembrance, which is the cereal offering of jealousy. And in his hand the priest shall have the water of bitterness that brings the curse.

Deuteronomy 21:10 When you go forth to war against your enemies, and the LORD your God gives them into your hands, and you take them captive,
21:11 and see among the captives a beautiful woman, and you have desire for her and would take her for yourself as wife,
21:12 then you shall bring her home to your house, and she shall shave her head and pare her nails.
21:13 And she shall put off her captive's garb, and shall remain in your house and bewail her father and her mother a full month; after that you may go in to her, and be her husband, and she shall be your wife.
21:14 Then, if you have no delight in her, you shall let her go where she will; but you shall not sell her for money, you shall not treat her as a slave, since you have humiliated her.

Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man [transvestite] put on a woman's garment; for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD your God.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no religious [or so-called "professional"] prostitute of the daughters of Israel, neither shall there be a cult prostitute of the sons of Israel.

Deuteronomy 25:11 When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, [Hmmmm. That sounds exciting! May the spouse remember that one! But gently, please....gently.]
Deuteronomy 25:12 then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall have no pity.

Deuteronomy 32:42 [RSV] I will make my arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh, with the blood of the slain and the captives, from the long-haired heads of the enemy.

Second Samuel 13:18 [RSV/NASV] Now she was wearing a full-length robe with long sleeves; for thus were virgin daughters of the king customarily clad. So his servant put her out, and bolted the door after her.

Proverbs 5:15 Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well.
5:16 Should your springs be scattered abroad, streams of water in the streets?
5:17 Let them be for yourself alone, and not for strangers with you.
5:18 Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth,
5:19 a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight, be infatuated always with her love.
5:20 Why should you be infatuated, my son, with a loose woman and embrace the bosom of an adventuress?
5:21 For a man's ways are before the eyes of the LORD, and he watches all his paths.
5:22 The iniquities of the wicked ensnare him, and he is caught in the labors of his sin.
5:23 He dies for lack of discipline, and because of his great folly he is lost.

Ecclesiastes 2:8 [RSV] I also gathered for myself silver and gold and the treasure of kings and provinces; I got singers, both men and women, and many concubines, man's delight [a gallery or bevy of beauties, a heart-pleasing harem].

Song of Solomon 1:2 Oh that you would kiss me with the kisses of your mouth! For your love is better than wine...

Song of Solomon 2:6 Oh that his left hand were under my head, and that his right hand embraced me!
Song of Solomon 8:3 Oh that his left hand were under my head, and that his right hand embraced me!

Song of Solomon 2:14 Oh my dove, in the clefts of the rock, in the covert of the cliff, let me see your face, let me hear your voice, for your voice is sweet, and your face is attractive.

Song of Solomon 7:1 [RSV/NASV/etc.] How graceful are YOUR footsteps in sandals, royal maiden! YOUR rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a master hand.
7:2 YOUR navel is a rounded bowl that never lacks mixed wine. YOUR belly is a heap of wheat, encircled with lilies.
7:3 YOUR two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle.
7:4 YOUR neck is like an ivory tower. YOUR eyes are pools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim. YOUR nose is like a tower of Lebanon, overlooking Damascus.
7:5 Your head crowns you like Carmel, and YOUR flowing locks [i.e. mopheaded, or loose, long hair] are like purple; a king is held captive in the tresses.
7:6 How fair and pleasant you are, loved one, delectable maiden!
7:7 You are stately as a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters.
7:8 I say I will climb the palm tree and lay hold of its branches. Oh, may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, and the scent of your breath like apples,
7:9 and your kisses like the best wine that goes down smoothly over lips and teeth of sleepers.
7:10 I am my beloved's, and his desire is for me.
7:11 Come, my beloved, let us go out into the fields, and lodge in the villages;
7:12 let us go early to the vineyards, and see whether the vines have budded, whether the grape blossoms have opened and the pomegranates are in bloom. There I will give you my love.
7:13 The mandrakes give forth fragrance, and over our doors are all choice fruits, new as well as old, which I have laid up for you, my beloved.

Isaiah 3:12 My people: children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. Oh my people, your leaders mislead you, and confuse the course of your paths.

[ NOTE: In the following passages, which apostate heretics misconsider merely pertaining to "idolatry" (whatever they construe that to be), why are sexually-oriented words and phrases used to describe such "idolatry?" Is it not obvious that prominent aspects of "idolatry" often involve mis-dressed and/or non-dressed indecent exposure and lewd sexually-oriented conduct? Is it also not plain to the non-dull-of-mind that such Scriptures are not only a historical record of some ancient-and-now-deceased people living far away in another land, but apply to us NOW in 2014 and beyond here in America and elsewhere on planet Earth? Per:

Deuteronomy 29:29 The secret things belong to the LORD our God; but the things that are revealed belong to us and to our children forever, that we may do all the words of this law.
Acts 17:30 The times of ignorance God overlooked, but now he commands all human everywhere to repent
Romans 15:4 For whatever was written in former days was written for our instruction, that by continuity and by the encouragement of the scriptures we might have hope.
First Corinthians 1:2 To the church of God which is at Corinth, to those sanctified in Christ Jesus, called to be saints together with all those who in every place call on the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, both their Lord and ours...
First Corinthians 10:11 Now these things happened to them as a warning, but they were written down for our instruction, upon whom the end of the ages has come.

The Living Creator NOW owns you. And He owns me. It thus behooves both of us to not be considered, by Him, irresponsible vagrant trespassers who have no right to continue to move around and live on His planet. ]

Isaiah 3:16 [RSV/NASV] The LORD said: "Because the daughters of Zion are haughty and walk with outstretched necks, glancing wantonly with their eyes, mincing along as they go, drawing attention to their [socksless nude-toes-exposing?] feet [in noisy flip-flop sandals];
Isaiah 3:17 the Lord will smite with a scab the heads of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will bare their secret parts.

Isaiah 20:3 The LORD said: "As my servant Isaiah has walked naked and barefoot for three years as a sign and a portent against Egypt and Ethiopia,
Isaiah 20:4 so shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians captives and the Ethiopians exiles, both the young and the old, naked and barefoot, with buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt."

Isaiah 47:1 Come down and sit in the dust, virgin daughter of Babylon; sit on the ground without a throne, daughter of the Chaldeans! For you shall no more be called tender and delicate.
47:2 Take the millstones and grind meal, put off your veil, strip off your robe, uncover your legs, pass through the rivers.
47:3 Your nakedness shall be uncovered, and your shame shall be seen. I will take vengeance, and I will spare no human.
47:4 Our Redeemer, the LORD of hosts, is His name: the Holy One of Israel.

Jeremiah 2:20 "For long ago you broke your yoke and burst your bonds; and you said, 'I will not serve.' Yes, upon every high hill and under every green tree you bowed down as a harlot.
2:21 Yet I planted you a choice vine, completely of pure seed. How then have you turned degenerate and become a wild vine?
2:22 Though you wash yourself with lye and use much soap, the stain of your guilt is still before me," says the Lord GOD.
2:23 How can you say: 'I am not defiled, I have not gone after the Baals'? Look at your way in the valley; know what you have done: a restless young camel interlacing her tracks,
2:24 a wild ass used to the wilderness, in her heat sniffing the wind! Who can restrain her lust? None who seek her need weary themselves; in her month they will find her.
2:25 Keep your feet from going unshod and your throat from thirst. But you said, 'It is hopeless, for I have loved strangers, and after them I will go.'

Ezekiel 16:6 "And when I passed by you, and saw you weltering in your blood, I said to you in your blood, 'Live,
16:7 and grow up like a plant of the field.' And you grew up and became tall and arrived at full maidenhood; your breasts were formed, and your hair had grown; yet you were naked and bare.
16:8 When I passed by you again and looked upon you, hey, you were at the age for love; and I spread my robe over you, and covered your nakedness: yes, I promised marriage to you and entered into a covenant with you," says the Lord GOD, "and you became mine."
16:36 Thus says the Lord GOD: "Because your shame was laid bare and your nakedness uncovered in your harlotries with your lovers, and because of all your idols, and because of the [aborted?] blood of your children that you gave to them,
16:37 therefore, hey, I will gather all your lovers, with whom you took pleasure, all those you loved and all those you loathed; I will gather them against you from every side, and will uncover your nakedness to them, that they may see all your nakedness."

Ezekiel 23:18 "When she carried on her harlotry so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned from her sister.
23:19 Yet she increased her harlotry, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the harlot in the land of Egypt
20 and doted upon her paramours there, whose members were like those of asses, and whose issue was like that of horses.
21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians pressed your young breasts and squeezed your nipples."
23:29 "...and they shall deal with you in hatred, and take away all the fruit of your labor, and leave you naked and bare, and the nakedness of your harlotry shall be uncovered. Your lewdness and your harlotry."

Hosea 2:2 "Plead with your mother, plead, for she is not my wife, and I am not her husband -- that she put away her harlotry from her face, and her adultery from between her breasts;
2:3 lest I strip her naked and make her as in the day she was born [good idea for foreplay and genitalizing!], and make her like a wilderness, and set her like a parched land, and slay her with thirst.
2:9 Therefore I will take back my grain in its time, and my wine in its season; and I will take away my wool and my flax, which were to cover her nakedness.

Nahum 3:5 "Hey, I am against you," says the LORD of hosts [who is NOT a pervert], "and will lift up your skirts over your face; and I will let nations look on your nakedness and kingdoms on your shame." [says the LORD who is not a pervert, nor has a dirty mind, nor has His mind in the gutter]

First Corinthians 6:15 Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ? Shall I therefore take the members of Christ and make them members of a prostitute? God forbid!
First Corinthians 6:16 Do you not know that he who joins himself to a prostitute becomes one body with her? For, as it is written, "The two shall become one flesh."

Ephesians 5:32 This is a great mystery, but I speak concerning Christ and the ecclesia.
Ruth 4:6 Then the next of kin said, "I cannot [take Ruth as wife] for myself, lest I impair my own inheritance. Take my right of redemption yourself, for I cannot redeem it."
Deuteronomy 21:15 If a man has two wives [or a wife and a concubine], the one loved and the other disliked, and they have borne him children, both the loved and the disliked, and if the first-born son is hers who is disliked,
21:16 then on the day when he assigns his possessions as an inheritance to his sons, he may not treat the son of the loved as the first-born in preference to the son of the disliked, who is the first-born,
21:17 but he shall acknowledge the first-born, the son of the disliked, by giving him a double portion of all that he has, for he is the first issue of his strength; the right of the first-born is his.

First Corinthians 7:1 Now concerning the matters about which you wrote. It is well for a man to not touch a woman. [e.g. NO erotically-stimulating (and be honest about it!) premarital or non-marital handholding, hugging, cheek-kissing, etc.]
7:2 But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband.
7:3 The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband.
7:4 For the wife does not rule over her own body, but the husband does; likewise the husband does not rule over his own body, but the wife does.
7:5 Do not refuse one another except perhaps by agreement for a while, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, lest Satan tempt you through lack of self-control.
7:6 I say this by way of concession, not of command.
7:7 I wish that all were as I myself am. But each has his own special gift from God, one of one kind and one of another.
7:8 To virgins and widows I say that it is well for them to remain single as I do [maybe Paul's wife, unlike him, did not convert to Christianity].
7:9 But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry [and younger widows who grow wanton against Christ by desiring to remarry incur condemnation for having violated their first pledge, according to RSV's First Timothy 5:11-12, but some cases of remarrying in dire-heat desperation is like replacing attempted atonement by law (reminding us of childless? Abigail with Nabal) to justification by faith in the redeeming Savior and His gospel (reminding us of childbearing! Abigail with David), according to Romans 7:1-4]. For it is better to marry than to be aflame with passion.
7:10 To the married I give orders, not I but the Lord, that the wife should not separate from her husband
7:11 but if she does, let her remain single or else be reconciled to her husband, and the husband should not divorce his wife.
7:39 A wife is bound to her husband as long as he lives. If the husband dies, she is free to be married to whom she wishes, only in the Lord.
7:40 But in my judgment she is happier if she remains as she is. And I think that I have the Spirit of God. [and he indeed does]

First Corinthians 11:6 For if a woman will not veil her [sensuously-erotic] mopheadedness, then she should cut off her loose long hair; but if it is disgraceful for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her wear a veil. [or tie the mopheadedness into an updo chignon or at least a single back-of-head ponytail, when in general public view]

Ephesians 5:24 As the ecclesia is subject to Christ, so let wives also be subject in everything [including sexually-oriented requests of fellatio and positionings] to their [clean] husbands:

Song of Solomon 2:3 As an apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among young men. With great delight I sat in his shadow, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.
Song of Solomon 2:5 Sustain me with raisins, refresh me with apples; for I am sick with love.
Song of Solomon 5:1 I come to my garden, my sister, my bride, I gather my myrrh with my spice, I eat my honeycomb with my honey, I drink my wine with my milk. Eat, friends, and drink: drink deeply, lovers!
Isaiah 66:11 that you may suck and be satisfied with her consoling breasts; that you may drink deeply with delight from the abundance of her glory.

Ephesians 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her,
5:26 that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water [shower with the spouse?] with the word,
5:27 that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish.
5:28 Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
5:29 For no man ever hates his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, as Christ does the ecclesia,
5:30 because we are members of His body.
5:31 For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.
5:33 [so] let each one of you love his wife as himself [and not be harsh against her], and let the wife see that she respects her husband.

First Timothy 2:8 I desire then that in every place the men should pray, lifting holy hands without anger or quarreling;
2:9 also that women should adorn themselves modestly and sensibly in decent apparel, not with plaited hair or [gaudy] gold or pearls or costly clothing
2:10 but by good works, as befits women who profess religion.
2:11 Let a woman learn in silence with all submissiveness.
2:12 I allow no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent.
2:13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve;
2:14 and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.
2:15 Yet woman will be saved by bearing children, if she continues in faith and love and holiness, with sensibility.

First Timothy 5:14 [KJV only] So I would have younger women [NOT "widows"] marry, bear children, manage their households, and give the enemy no cause to revile us.

Now, words are words - but they are important words, to be sure. Words inevitably precede observable physical behavior with desirable or non-desirable consequences.

And assuredly, the above Scripture guidance is - by no means - a complete, thorough, nor exhaustive inclusion of everything The Holy Bible says about human sexuality and all its emotional and related nuances and associated aspects. But, it is a very-useful brief and vital start -- a basic-minimum prerequisite of sorts.

Again, the implementation of the above-mentioned sex-educational mere words must [inevitably] be physically and actually operationalized for and by each person . . . be they male or female. In other words, the curriculative instruction manual above must be fleshed out by each individual human in their own times and ways with their own selection of partners in whatever circumstantial and imaginative ways they can think of and then in reality, do.