Sinful Body?

There is a common presumption among The Devil's flock that God and Jesus and The Bible and Christians misconsider the human body . . . particularly its excretory manifestations (of urine and feces, urinating and defecating whether with constipation or diarrhea, farting), and especially its reproductive parts and functioning (read the weird-and-ludicrous ridiculously-goofy wordings with which Comcast describes contents of each of their purveyed cable XXX videos and movies) . . . shamefully sinful.

Some of the more knowledgeable of Beelzebub's disciples refer to the following New-Testament verse to support their implied or outright accusation:

Romans 8:3 [KJV] For what the law could not do, in that it was weak through the flesh, God sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh, and for sin, condemned sin in the flesh.

Romans 8:3 [RSV] For God has done what the law, weakened by the flesh, could not do: sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh and for sin, he condemned sin in the flesh,
4 in order that the just requirement of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not according to the flesh but according to the Spirit.
5 For those who live according to the flesh set their minds on the things of the flesh, but those who live according to the Spirit set their minds on the things of the Spirit.
6 To set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.
7 For the mind that is set on the flesh is hostile to God; it does not submit to God's law, indeed it cannot;
8 and those who are in the flesh cannot please God.
9 But you are not in the flesh, you are in the Spirit, if in fact the Spirit of God dwells in you. Any one who does not have the Spirit of Christ does not belong to him.

Interesting it is, however, that other translations render that same seemingly-hideous anti-flesh/anti-body/anti-human/anti-sexuality apparent-tripe somewhat differently:

Romans 8:3 [Darby] For what the law could not do, in that it was weak through the flesh, God, having sent his own Son, in likeness of flesh of sin, and for sin, has condemned sin in the flesh.

Romans 8:3 [Weymouth] For what was impossible to the Law -- powerless as it was because it acted through frail humanity -- God effected. Sending His own Son in a body like that of sinful human nature and as a sacrifice for sin, He pronounced sentence upon sin in human nature.

How about my own?

Romans 8:3 [Icorigin paraphrase] Whatever the non-living bunch of statuatory rules and regulations stated as it stayed where it was in motionless inertia, such had no effect in holding anyone accountable or guilty or exonerated who had violated any of those laws (because such written laws printed on paper or etched in stone do not have hands and feet themselves to do anything to anyone and certainly do not have a mind of their own), but God sent His perfectly-sinless Son in the form of a frail human body to become cursed and thus sinful by default (and no fault of His own) because the Old Testament stated that whoever hangs from a tree is cursed (even if they themselves did not deliberately set themselves up for suicidal hanging but instead were strung up justly or injustly by others), and yet simultaneously became the sacrificial atonement thereby against all sins of penitent believers and thereby condemned sin as being wicked and intolerable.

However, prejudicially adhering to their anti-Biblical bias, the nefariously wicked might at least mis-think, if not actually revisionally mis-translate and re-word, the following verse which they deem particularly noxious and convicting as follows:

Heebrewws 5:7 In the days of His sinful flesh, Jesus offered up prayers and supplications, with loud cries and tears, to Him who was able to save Him from death, and He was heard for His godly fear.

Alas, though, the word "sinful" does not immediately precede the word "flesh" in the following translations of that verse:

Hebrews 5:7 [RSV] In the days of his flesh, Jesus offered up prayers and supplications, with loud cries and tears, to him who was able to save him from death, and he was heard for his godly fear.

Hebrews 5:7 [KJ21] Christ, in the days of His flesh, when He had offered up prayers and supplications with strong crying and tears unto Him that was able to save Him from death, and was heard in that He feared

Hebrews 5:7 [Weymouth] For Jesus during his earthly life offered up prayers and entreaties, crying aloud and weeping as He pleaded with Him who was able to bring Him in safety out of death, and He was delivered from the terror from which He shrank.

With the obvious assertion that there are at least scores if not hundreds of ways to twist original-author intentions of authentic Biblical words with depraved substitutions, additions, and omissions . . . but only one presently-legitimate and best semantic combination of specific and exact words to use in translating The True Text of The Bible into currently-defined-and-commonly-understood English (or any other language) . . . the apostate and godless worldly might go on to concoct their own aberrant and misrepresentative misrenditions of pseudo-"scripture:"

Ginnesiss 9:1 And God blessed Noah and his sons, but said to them, "Be fruitful but do not multiply sexually, lest you overpopulate the Earth, and besides that, sexual body parts and functioning and having genital intercourse, especially when mutually naked, is sinful.

Exodusk 19:15 And he said to the people, "Be ready by the third day; do not ever go near a woman to erotically touch her."

Levitticuss 15:18 A man must never ever lie with a woman even with all her clothes on, so that he never has an emission of semen by so doing, but every once in a while both of them should separately take a shower with their robes on.

Levitticuss 18:15 You shall not uncover the nakedness of your daughter-in-law, nor your wife, nor your newborn infant to change their diapers, nor yourself when bathing; you shall not uncover their nakedness.

Second Samyouel 11:2 It happened, late one afternoon, when David arose from his couch and was walking upon the roof of the king's house, that he saw from the roof a woman bathing while fully dressed in her islamic burka or hijab; and the woman was very ugly.

Cunticles 7:1 How dirty are your feet in boots, filthy maiden! Your rounded thighs are obscene and should never be shown.
2 Your belly button should never been visible, and your fat gut is a real turn-off.
3 Your two boobs are laughable, and should be removed after mammography.
5 Your head looks stupid, and your flowing locks should be cut off like a boy's so you look modest.
12 let us go out early to the vineyards, and see whether the vines have budded, whether the grape blossoms have opened and the pomegranates are in bloom. But don't even think about holding my hand nor hugging nor kissing me on the cheek.
13 The mandrakes give forth fragrance, and over our doors are all choice fruits, new as well as old, which I in permanent abstinence and puritannical prudish sadism will never ever let you see nor handle.

Isayuh 47:2 Sign up for a casting-couch interview, remove your shoes and socks, strip off your blouse and slacks, uncover your legs, take a shower eventually.
Isayuh 47:3 There is more to your total nakedness than that, so don't be afraid to show it all off, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Jeremy 2:25 Relax, let your hair down, and kick off your sandals. Spread your bare soles, and let's get down to do some hot genitalizing.

Lewk 12:23 For life is more than food, and the sinful body more than clothing.
Lewk 17:37 And they said to Him, "Where, Lord?" He said to them, "Where the sinful body is, there the eagles and hawks and sea gulls and pelicans and crows and robins and sparrows will be gathered together."
Lewk 23:52 This man went to Pilate and asked for the sinful body of Jesus.

Jahn 6:54 he who eats my flesh and drinks my blood is a cannibal, and the cops will turn him over to some mental hospital.
Jahn 6:55 For my sinful flesh is fast food indeed, and my blood is drink for Dracula and his bloodsuckers.
Jahn 6:56 He who eats my sinful flesh and drinks my blood like a vampire will probably vomit.

Roamins 7:4 Likewise, my brethren, you have died to the law through the sinful body of Christ, so now you can live like the Devil, and don't worry about bearing fruit or anything else for God, being that He has enough and can get enough for himself.

Roamins 7:5 While we were living in the supposedly-sinful flesh, our God-given reproductive passions, allowed by the law, were at work in our members to bear offspring avoiding humankind extinction.

Roamins 8:13 for if you live according to the sinful flesh you will you have fun, but if by perpetual sadistic abstinence you disregard and suppress the sexual needs of the body you will be scorned, ridiculed, get sick, die, be buried and thankfully end up rotting away in some cemetery.

First Corruption 6:13 The sinful body is not meant for sex, but for the Lord, and always being confined within and praying inside church for the sinful body.

First Corruption 6:19 Do you not know that your sinful body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, which you have from God? You are not your own;
First Corruption 6:20 you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your dirty filthy body.

First Corruption 7:1 Now concerning the matters about which you wrote. You must never ever touch a woman nor marry one. Mutually-nude heterosexual therapeutic exchange masseuse with cheap escorts is OK, however.

First Corruption 12:23-24 The only presentable parts for Christians to expose are their face and hands, and everything else at all times under every circumstance is completely unpresentable and exceedingly shameful.

Jayms 2:15 If a brother or sister is ill-clad and in lack of daily food, they are really dumb for not having provided for themselves,
Jayms 2:16 and if one of you says to them, "Go in peace, be warmed and filled," without giving them the things needed for the sinful body, at least you are not as stupid by not throwing your pearls before pigs and giving dogs what is wholly yours.

Now, in all fairness, yours truly would be amiss if he "left you dangling" with the aforementioned conglomeration of previously-imposed connived absurdity composed in the purposefully vain attempt to patronize Satan's patsies predestined for Perdition.

So, this webauthor will quote from at least paraphrased renditions of various mainline-related Biblical translations:

If a brother or sister is ill-clad and in lack of daily food, and one of you says to them, "Go in peace, be warmed and filled," without giving them the things needed for the body, what does it profit?

On the contrary, the parts of the body which seem to be weaker are indispensable, and those parts of the body which we think less honorable we invest with the greater honor, and our unpresentable parts are treated with greater modesty, which our more presentable parts do not require. But God has so composed the body, giving the greater honor to the inferior part, that there may be no discord in the body, but that the members may have the same care for one another.

What? You all know not that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit which is in you and which ya'll have from God, and that ya'll are not your own? For ya'll are bought with a price. Therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's.

Food is meant for the stomach and the stomach for food, and God will destroy both one and the other when the heavens and Earth dissolve with fervent heat (as it is revealed in the Second Epistle of Peter) on The Last Day before THE one-and-only sheep-and-goats great-white-throne Judgment-Day Event immediately after THE One-and-Only (not pre-Trib) Rapture, which Day-of-the-Lord Event is mentioned both in Matthew chapter 25 and Revelation chapter 20. The body is not meant for immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.

If you live for and/or in inclinations and/or actions which are sinfully rebellious and disobedient, you will die, but if by the Holy Spirit you completely and consistently cease thinking and doing wayward and deviant deeds the body is capable of committing and not "performing" (as The Bible describes and defines what is actually "wayward" and "deviant"), you will live.

For while we were under mindlessly-presumptive self-deceived-under-wicked-influence-duress impulses of our earthly natures, sinful passions -- defined as "sinful" by The Law -- were incessantly being aroused to action in our bodily faculties which were leading us to death.

Likewise, my brethren, you have died to now-and-then dependance upon the law misused and misapplied in futile attempts at self-justification and false self-atonement in trying to self-righteously compensate and make up for past sinning . . . through the body of Christ, so that you may belong to something, or better yet: Someone Else -- to Him who has been raised from the dead so that we may bear righteous "fruit" for God.

Life is much more than mere food, and the naked body a lot more than expensive and laundry-required clothing.

Keep your feet from being soxlessly unshod, and your throat from thirst. But you said: "It is hopeless, because I have immorally lusted after strangers, and sexually enticed and aroused them by abusively shoving the sight my naked feet into their sexually-harassed face, and after them I will go."

Strip off your clothes, uncover your legs, and a lot more. Your nakedness shall be uncovered, and your shame shall be shame. "I will take vengeance and spare no one," says the Lord.

You shall not uncover the nakedness of your daughter-in-law, but the said cannot said about your own wife, wives, concubine, or concubines, except when they have their menstrual periods.

If a man lies with a woman and has an emission of semen, both of them shall soon stink and make everything else stink unless they bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the evening.

And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said to them, "Be fruitful and engage in heterosexual copulative coitus while in the state of natural clotheslessness with which Adam and his wife-from-the-start Eve were initially created, and control the Earth but do not worship it nor mis-think that it had an intelligent freewill mind of its own to create you in mythical hit-and-miss random evolutionary progression or digression with or without zillions of years transpiring, nor presume that endangered species are more important to save than are human beings conceived in the wombs of mothers who refuse to murder God's babies they are appointed caretakers of, by never committing and certainly not "performing" abortion homicide even in cases of rape and incest."