Suppose, just for gits and shiggles, that you were very brown-skinned (not from being an overcooked melado-wannabe nearly fried in a tanning-booth casket) but quite human and never sub-human (even though some had mis-called you: "black") . . . and Jewish.

To put it into modern parlance, you were: "negro" (but being that you were a righteous and not a wicked negro, it would not be justifiable to mis-call you a "nigger" nor even "nigroid," and the same goes for spics, whops, kikes, degos, honkies, krauts, chinks, and even the Irish).

Let's further assume that you lived in a remote suburb of Africa called The Sarengetti, populated not by Italians but instead by hungry and thirsty lions, rhinos, black panthers, and other terroristically-warlike niggers besieged by unusual drought and more than eager to regard you as a nice snack or rob whatever bottled water you had chucked away in your thatched hut.

To continue on, suppose a wealthy negroid Jewish "brother" drove up in a black Lincoln Continental wearing Gucci duds, and asked you if you wanted to "split," get the hae out of there, fly the coop, escape to "The New World" across the ocean, and have your material and spiritual needs provided for adequately enough with family-sustaining employment.

A word of warning: proselytizing can be dangerous.

The missionary who goes up to a random stranger, and exclaims: "The Creator loves you, and thus you belong to Him, and He has forgiven you all your sins against Him" might get the retort: "And what oak tree or granite rock did the Creator write on to tell you that? Who says that I belong to Him or It? That is YOUR opinion. What if I do not want to "belong to Him?" And what "sins" has "He" forgiven? Maybe I do not consider what I have done as "sins," and maybe therefore I do not want to be "forgiven" of anything I have done, am perfectly content with, and certainly have no intention of "repenting" of all the fun things I have performed so far. Buzz off!"

If the missionary does not buzz off, but begins to rattle off Scripture verses to justify his mandatory-slave-of-God-requirement gospel of grace prefaced by accusatory assertions of Law-defined wickedness against the random stranger, the following might happen:

Acts 19:13 Then some of the itinerant jewish exorcists undertook to pronounce the name of the Lord Jesus over those who had evil spirits, saying, "I adjure you by the Jesus whom Paul preaches."
14 Seven sons of a jewish high priest named Sceva were doing this.
15 But the evil spirit answered them, "Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are you?"
16 And the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, mastered all of them, and overpowered them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded.
17 And this became known to all residents of Ephesus, both Jews and Greeks; and fear fell upon them all; and the name of the Lord Jesus was extolled.

A man would certainly be foolish to walk up to a random strange woman and exclaim: "I love you, and therefore you belong to me, and I forgive you for previously belonging to any another boyfriend or husband" - with the scary result probably being the frightened lady promptly whipping out her cellphone, quickly punching in 911, and beckoning the nearest police to "butt in" (as the presumptuous man might misconstrue it).

But, getting back to you, the hypothetical and open-minded and compliant slave-to-become . . .

After he assured you sufficiently, you got on his over-sized yacht and landed in Louisiana, where you were sold to some erotically-attractive-pink-and-not-overly-tanned/non-pale-white Caucasian Christian plantation baron (who himself had emigrated from Germany or Sweden), to work a 9-to-5 job (with weekends off and all-expenses-paid annual two-week vacations to Hawaii or the Bahamas) in his cotton field. There you met young-adult, facially-beautiful, slender female negroes who had similarly accepted the transport-from-Africa-to-Louisiana-plantation offer from the Lincoln-and-yacht owner . . . one Baptist specimen of who looked prettier than Condi Rice or Marty King's wife, who you married and acquired a sizable family with.

After a while, the kind and considerate Christian (yet liturgically Protestant) plantation owner approached you after imparting numerous and substantial hefty bonuses to you, and asked you to start up a cotton-processing business for him near Chicago as co-owner. But you and your spouse liked it so much working for your possibly-orthodox-Anglican boss in Louisiana, that you experienced the following:

Exodus 21:1 Now these are the ordinances which you shall set before them.
2 When you buy a Hebrew slave, he shall serve six years, and in the seventh he shall go out free, for nothing.
3 If he comes in single, he shall go out single; if he comes in married, then his wife shall go out with him.
4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the wife and her children shall be her master's and he shall go out alone.
5 But if the slave plainly says, 'I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free,'
6 then his master shall bring him to God, and he shall bring him to the door or the doorpost; and his master shall bore his ear through with an awl; and he shall serve him for life.

And:

Deuteronomy 15:12 If your brother, a Hebrew man, or a Hebrew woman, is sold to you, he shall serve you six years, and in the seventh year you shall let him go free from you.
13 And when you let him go free from you, you shall not let him go empty-handed;
14 you shall furnish him liberally out of your flock, out of your threshing floor, and out of your wine press; as the LORD your God has blessed you, you shall give to him.
15 You shall remember that you were a slave in the land of Egypt, and the LORD your God redeemed you; therefore I command you this today.
16 But if he says to you, 'I will not go out from you,' because he loves you and your household, since he fares well with you,
17 then you shall take an awl, and thrust it through his ear into the door, and he shall be your bondman forever. And to your bondwoman you shall do likewise.
18 It shall not seem hard to you, when you let him go free from you; for at half the cost of a hired servant he has served you six years. So the LORD your God will bless you in all that you do.

When the slave's ear is awled, that does not mean that it has to be the left earlobe, and further does not mean that a rebelliously-godless homosexuality-supportive gemstone or earring has to be placed into where the earlobe was awled.

Suppose that some took up the Christian plantation owner's offer and did depart for nether northern regions. Ever heard of the names Sammy Davis Jr., Louis Armstrong, Ray Charles, Ramsey Lewis, Cassius Clay, Clarence Thomas, and so on?

Old Abe would be proud of them, in spite of his alleged hang-up against alcoholic beverages, and should have had Secret Service back him up at the theater, instead of naively presuming that "all are created equal" -- contrary to:

Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you; I appointed you a prophet to the nations."

and:

First Peter 3:7 Likewise you husbands, live considerately with your wives, bestowing honor on the woman as the weaker gender, being that you are joint heirs of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered.

Speaking of hang-ups, some racists mis-consider the European excursion of pilgrim pioneers fleeing the slavish repression of King George and his catholic anglican church in England and visiting so-called jewish-hooked-nosed "redskins" in America an invasive intrusion of belligerent oppression.

Have any of your relatives ever dropped in at your place unexpectedly, especially when you are completely out of tea and crumpets?

When the Prez in Paradise insists that you first make a reservation, and even wants you to investigate His territory, you had better do it . . . or else.

Contemplate the case of the military-Jew Joshua and his Hebrew Navy-Seal/Army-Ranger-reminiscent global-peacekeeping security forces:

Genesis 10:32 These are the families of the sons of Noah, according to their genealogies, in their nations; and from these the nations [ like the Phoenicians, the Mesopotamians, the Chinese, the Egyptians, the Babylonians, the Swedes and probably also Norwegians and Finns and Danes and Brits and French and Russians and Aborigines and most likely even half-naked native American savages with their animal-spiritist/totem-pole idols ] spread abroad on The Earth (3rd planet from the Sun in The Solar System) after The Worldwide Flood .
Genesis 18:17 The LORD said, "Shall I hide from Abraham what I am about to do,
Genesis 18:18 in view of the fact that Abraham shall become a great and mighty nation, and all the nations of the earth shall bless themselves by him?"
Genesis 22:18 and by your descendants shall all the nations of the earth bless themselves (including those in Illinois and Louisiana), because you have obeyed my voice."
Genesis 26:4 I will multiply your descendants [ Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, more ] as the stars of heaven, and will give to your descendants [ except to antisemitic anti-Israeli-settlement anti-Zionist, so-called "palestinians" ] all these lands; and by your descendants all the nations of the earth [ including voluntary groups and willing packs of very-brown negroid slaves-to-be stuck in Africa wanting to become promoted by transfer to Louisiana ] shall bless themselves:
Leviticus 18:24 Do not defile yourselves by any of these things, for by all these the nations [ including non-cooperative hostile indians in America who had failed to set up and post NO TRESPASSING signs, electrified chicken-wire fences, and had not registered for Title of Deed land ownership with their County or City Hall ] I am casting out before you defiled themselves [ especially with inadequate and immodest mis-attire of adversarial heathen redskins ];
Leviticus 25:44 As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are round about you.

So, the LORD commanded Jewish Joshua and Co. to explore non-charted territory, and accommodate to friendly visitors he met but defending himself, by even lethal means as necessary for self-preservation against those purportedly-"indigenous" trouble-causers who were not content with being hospitable with Christian compassion, kindness, and love:

Deuteronomy 7:16 And you shall destroy all the peoples that the LORD your God will give over to you, your eye shall not pity them; neither shall you serve their gods, for that would be a snare to you.

Better that than a bunch of plague-causing perverts being the cause of global-pandemic annihilation and extinction against the entire planet of otherwise-rather-healthy humankind.

Some got so drunk with narcotic drugs they wouldn't even cover up their ratfood remains after they pooped, violating:

Deuteronomy 23:12 You shall have a place outside the camp and you shall go out to it;
13 and you shall have a stick [ or John Deere backhoe ] with your weapons; and when you sit down outside, you shall dig a [cesspool?] hole with it, and turn back and cover up your excrement [ Biff porta-potties will also do ].
14 Because the LORD your God walks in the midst of your camp, to save you and to give up your enemies before you, therefore your camp must be holy, that He may not see anything indecent [ or indescribably stinky ] among you, and turn away from you.
15 You shall not give up to his master a slave who has escaped from his master to you;
16 he shall reside with you, in your midst, in the place which he shall choose within one of your towns, where it pleases him best; you shall not oppress him.
17 There shall be no masseuse-or-escort nor street-walking prostitute of the daughters of Israel, neither shall there be a gigolo prostitute of the sons of Israel.
18 You shall not bring the hire of a harlot, or the wages of a [ homofaggot/homodike ] dog, into the house of the LORD your God in payment for any vow; for both of these are an abomination to the LORD your God.
19 You shall not lend upon interest to your brother, interest on money, interest on victuals, interest on anything that is lent for interest [ save The Economy, lower The Deficit, reduce The National Debt ].
20 To a foreigner [ China? ] you may lend upon interest, but to your brother [ especially unionized ones run by the Teamsters? ] you shall not lend upon interest; that the LORD your God may bless you in all that you undertake in the land which you are entering to take possession of it [ against thieving redskins who presume buffalo with or without wearing blazing saddles should stampede through the Vatican and/or down mainstreet during rush hour ].

Deuteronomy 20:10 When you draw near to a city to fight against it, offer terms of peace to it.
11 And if its answer to you is peace and it opens to you, then all the people who are found in it shall do forced labor for you and shall serve you.
12 But if it makes no peace with you, but makes war against you, then you shall besiege it;
13 and when [ NOT before! ] the LORD your God gives it into your hand you shall put all its males to the sword,
14 but the women and the little ones, the cattle, and everything else in the city, all its goodies, you shall take as booty for yourselves; and you shall enjoy the goodies of your enemies, which the LORD your God has given you.
15 Thus you shall do to all the cities which are very far from you, which are not cities of the nations here.
16 But in the cities of these peoples that the LORD your God gives you for an inheritance, you shall save alive nothing that breathes,
17 but you shall totally destroy them [ even adult-abusing small children who can maliciously and lethally discharge firearms, besides shrieking], the Hittites and the Amorites, the Canaanites and the Perizzites, the Hivites and the Jebusites, as the LORD your God has commanded;
18 that they may not teach you to do according to all their abominable practices which they have done in the service of their gods, and so to sin against the LORD your God.

It's either them -- or you. One HAS to die, because the other guy (or gal!) is going to relentlessly pursue you and track you down until he or she murders you, no matter how long it takes (unless you execute and not murder him or her first when he or she draws first, and hopefully you are quicker on the draw and a better shot in terms of accurate gun control) . . . with no 911 cellphone calls possible for anyone else to intervene.

And, for the sake of environmentalists:

Deuteronomy 20:19 When you besiege a city for a long time, making war against it in order to take it, you shall not destroy its trees by wielding an axe against them; for you may eat of them, but you shall not cut them down. Are the trees in the field men that they should be besieged by you?
Deuteronomy 20:20 Only the trees which you know are not trees for food you may destroy and cut down that you may build siegeworks against the city that makes war with you, until it falls.

Reparations for the Klan? At least because of Obamanation?

Support due-process capital punishment - but ONLY when expedient. After all, vets did against jap kamakazes who had surprise-attacked Pearl Harbor, as cops thankfully did against many of the school-and-other-trespassing wacko-genocidal gunners who were white.

To preclude any possibility of some pernicious provocator accusing Joshua and his ilk of being self-appointed brutal bullyboys, the following theophany events (pre-appearances of The Son of God in human form, before being incepted in Mary's womb) have graciously been given and recorded by the Spirit of God and His wholly-inspired human Bible authors, and the first one involves Joshua's Superior Commanding Office (NOT Patton, Eisenhower, nor George C Scott):

Joshua 5:13 When Joshua was by Jericho, he lifted up his eyes and looked, and hey, a Man stood before him with His drawn sword in His hand; and Joshua went to Him and said to Him, "Are you for us, or for our adversaries?"
14 And He said, "No; but as Commander of the army of the LORD I have now come." And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and worshiped, and said to Him, "What does my lord bid his servant?"
15 And The Commander of the LORD's army said to Joshua, "Put off your shoes from your feet; for the place where you stand is holy." And Joshua wholly did so.

There are others like that within the bowels of Holy Writ:

Genesis 32:24 And Jacob was left alone; and a Man wrestled with him until the breaking of the day.
25 When the Man saw that He did not prevail against Jacob, He touched the hollow of his thigh; and Jacob's thigh was put out of joint as he wrestled with Him.
26 Then He said, "Let me go, for the day is breaking." But Jacob said, "I will not let you go, unless you bless me."
27 And He said to him, "What is your name?" And he said, "Jacob."
28 Then He said, "Your name shall no more be called Jacob, but Israel, for you have striven with God and with men, and have prevailed."
29 Then Jacob asked Him, "Tell me, I pray, your name." But He said, "Why is it that you ask my Name?" And there He blessed him.
30 So Jacob called the name of the place Peniel, saying, "For I have seen God face to face, and yet my life is preserved."
31 The sun [light?] rose upon him as he passed Penuel, limping because of his thigh.
32 Therefore to this day the Israelites do not eat the sinew of the hip which is upon the hollow of the thigh, because he touched the hollow of Jacob's thigh on the sinew of the hip.

And another instance:

Daniel 3:8 Therefore at that time certain Chaldeans [ viciously-antagonist american indians ] came forward and maliciously accused the Jews [ innocent Christian-American pilgrim-pioneer patriots escaping the tyranny of cruel and ruthless anti-Mel-Gibson-type British redcoats ].
9 They said to King Nebuchadnezzar, "Oh king, live forever [ . . . yah-de-dah-de-dah quit stalling and let's get on with it ]!
10 You, Oh king, have made a decree, that every man who hears the sound of the horn, pipe, lyre, trigon, harp, bagpipe, and every kind of music [ including boom-boom-noxious rap noise? ], shall fall down and worship the golden image;
11 and whoever does not fall down and worship shall be thrown into a burning fiery furnace.
12 There are certain Jews [ hapless Christian-American pilgrim-pioneer patriots escaping the tyranny of the British redcoats ] whom you have appointed over the affairs of the province of Babylon [ Washington DC in the Oval Office ]: Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego. These men, Oh king, pay no heed to you; they do not serve your [ abortion-homicide/homo-sodomy-licensing-unions/evolutionary-heresy-mythology/feminist-sexist-equality] gods or worship the golden [ totem-pole/MSNBC/FOX/CNN/C-Span-biased-network-media ] image which you have set up."
13 Then Nebuchadnezzar in furious rage commanded that Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego be brought. Then they brought these men before the king.
14 Nebuchadnezzar said to them, "Is it true, Oh Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, that you do not serve my gods or worship the golden image which I have set up?
15 Now if you are ready when you hear the sound of the horn, pipe, lyre, trigon, harp, bagpipe, and every kind of music, to fall down and worship the image which I have made, well and good; but if you do not worship, you shall immediately be tossed into a burning fiery furnace; and who is the god that will deliver you out of my hands?"
16 Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego answered the king, "Oh Nebuchadnezzar, we have no need to answer you in this matter.
17 If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace; and He will deliver us out of your hand, Oh king [ your highness, or lowness, whatever - with all due respect ].
18 But if not, be it known to you, Oh king, that we will not serve your gods or worship the golden image [ nor biased newsprint media ] which you have set up."
19 Then Nebuchadnezzar was full of fury, and the expression of his face was changed against Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego. He ordered the furnace heated seven times more than it was customarily heated.
20 And he ordered certain mighty men of his army to bind Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, and to heave them into the burning fiery furnace.
21 Then these men were bound in their mantles, their tunics, their [ kippa/skullcap/beanie? ] hats, and their other garments, and they were heaved into the burning fiery furnace.
22 Because the king's order was strict and the furnace very hot, the flame of the fire killed those men who took up Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego.
23 And these three men, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, fell bound into the burning fiery furnace.
24 Then King Nebuchadnezzar was astonished and rose up in a hurry. He said to his counselors, "Did we not cast three men bound into the fire?" They answered the king, "True, Oh king." [ better than answering: "Duh."]
25 He answered, "But I see four men loose, walking in within the fire, and they are not hurt; and the appearance of the fourth is like The Son of God."
26 Then Nebuchadnezzar came near to the door of the burning fiery furnace and said, "Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, servants of the Most High God, come forth, and come here!" Then Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego came out from the fire. [ reminds me of Daniel in the lion's den under the auspices of King Darius ]
27 And the satraps, the prefects, the governors, and the king's counselors gathered together and saw that the fire had not had any power over the bodies of those men; the hair of their heads was not singed, their mantles were not harmed, and no smell of fire had come upon them.
28 Nebuchadnezzar said, "Blessed be the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, who has sent his angel and delivered his servants, who trusted in him, and set at nought the king's command, and yielded up their bodies rather than serve and worship any god except their own God.
29 Therefore I make a decree: Any people, nation, or language [ including antisemitic arabs and half-naked spiritist-idols-worshipping american-indian natives ] that speaks anything against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego shall be torn limb from limb, and their houses laid in ruins; for there is no other god who is able to deliver in this way." [ No wonder Jews have survived for at least 4000 years ]
30 Then the king promoted Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego in the province of Babylon [ and they got a NYC ticker-tape parade and then standing ovation at the U.N. General Assembly? ].

Be that as it was, as I softly mouth my meditative chant of 'HOY-yah, HEY-yah, HOO-ah, etc.' in the evening while quietly sitting with my extended and somewhat-raised arms gently waving in the air in front of me, the wife more than once has reminded me: "You don't even know what you're saying."

Clearly, she does not understand my speaking-in-tongues-type mantranizing, so I have to remind her: "Sure I do. What I said is that it was a beautiful day, the sunset is gorgeous, and I am most fortunate to be next to such pristine pulchritude as you."

Maybe someday she will reply: "That's what I thought. I suppose you want me to go to the casino with you, pass by the teepees, and watch you shoot crap on the fancy-rolling-numbers electronic one-armed bandits?"

To which I could reply: "I like the free cups of Coke and the flashing lights by the high-stakes blackjack tables, though the sullen customers at the slot-machine troughs losing more than they win is rather depressing. At least the food is OK, and for that we get our hard-earned money's worth."

Last evening, I saw the movie God's Not Dead at a suburban discount theater for $2.50 . . . but without the wife this time -- because I had just previously read a number of reviews utilizing the search box in Google . . . and those reviews gave a generally negative and non-favorable analysis (that is, nothing wrong per se with their analyses, but the movie was generally negative and non-favorable to them).

After experiencing the beginning sights and sounds of the motion picture, my suspicion of being assaulted with carnally-inappropriate female-human hairstyle was as I had expected, and I quickly learned to only glance now and then at the movie screen for the remainder of the movie.

I thus reached, and now present, the following conclusions which consist of my personal movie review of God Isn't Dead.

If one (who concordantly is a pervert or pervertess) craves, or at least deems nothing wrong with, being bombarded and besieged with one and/or more scenes of indecently-hairstyled mopheaded women (i.e. having longer-than-mouth-level loose long hair hanging down at the sides of their heads, and not tied into a single back-of-head ponytail with at least a hairband, or tied into an up-do chignon or pug) . . . that movie is for them.

Also, if one approves and appreciates direct, simplistic yet realistic, missionary proselytizing for Christ as Redeemer and Savior (though not necessary moral-dictator Lord), largely (but not exclusively) in a college settings amidst pretty-faced co-ed young women, this movie is for them -- and in many aspects seems a next high-tech echelon of group witnessing for Christ Jesus as both relationships-breaker and relationships-builder (no negative fault of His but with positive credit given to Him) against and for various persons in a variety of different life situations.

Much more than disappointing, it was outright obnoxious and disgusting, that the Hell-bound-because-of-illicit-hairstyle actresses throughout the movie were arrogantly content with either ignorantly or deliberately exposing and flaunting their lurid and lewd public-nuisance loose long hair to the cameras . . . gals who hypocritically played "christian" proselytizers and proclaiming Jesus as Lord . . . while simultaneously worshipping the satanic god of illicit and indecent mopheaded-hairstyle carnality and thus quasi-obscenity.

Yours truly would recommend experiencing (NOT "seeing") the movie God Isn't Dead ONLY for those who are totally blind, because it would be too much of a temptation to sneak peeks now and then by promising onesself to simply close their eyes completely and always throughout the complete movie. The incessant suddenly-terroristic sights of mopheaded impurity came on too unexpectedly and too often, causing irreparable sexually-oriented devastation against godly purity of sight and mind to hapless victims suffering such quasi-solicited abuse.

Isaiah 33:13 Hear, you who are far off, what I have done; and you who are near, acknowledge my might.
14 The sinners in Zion are afraid; trembling has seized the godless: Who among us can reside with the devouring fire? Who among us can live with everlasting burnings?
15 He who walks righteously and speaks uprightly, who despises the gain of oppressions, who shakes his hands, lest they hold a bribe, who stops his ears from hearing of bloodshed, and shuts his eyes from looking upon faithlessly-immodest female-human mopheaded/naked-armed/nude-legged/socksless evil,
16 he will reside on the heights; his place of defense will be the fortresses of rocks; his bread will be given him, his water will be sure.

Isaiah 42:19 Who is does-not-seek-the-sights-of-immodest-female-humans blind but my servant, or jams-feminist-sexist-jabberings-with-overriding-earphone-sounds deaf as my messenger whom I send? Who is deliberately-does-not-notice-female-mopheads/sleevesless/slacksless/soxless blind as my dedicated one, or even-accidentally-does-not-notice-female-mopheads/sleevesless/slacksless/soxless blind as the servant of the Lord?

Habakkuk 1:13 You who are of purer eyes than to see and consider athletic-styles/warm-weather-excused indecent-attire evil and cannot not look on demonic-female-humans-styles-and-fashions wrong, why do you look on faithlessly-immodest mopheaded/nude-armed/naked-legged/soxless female humans, and are silent when the indecently-misattired wicked swallows up the male more righteous than she?