The other night I was watching cable TV, and stage-prancing televangelist Ed Young was suggesting to the audience what certain persons might respond to Jesus Christ the King on Judgment Day. The hypothetical scenario is as follows:
JESUS THE JUDGE: Did you accept Me as your Redeemer and Lord when you had plenty of chances, times, and opportunity to do so before you died?
THE JUDGED: Hey, Lord, gimme a break. There were so many other things to do first. I had to spend time driving to work instead of being distracted reading the Bible which would have caused me to swerve on the road and get arrested. Then I had to concentrate on my job at work rather than reading the Bible so the boss didn't fire me. Then I had to drive home instead of texting some Bible verses while driving. When I got home, I was too tired to read the Bible, then the kids and the wife took up all my time. I was out late on Saturday night instead of reading the Bible so I always overslept instead of going to church on Sunday morning to hear the Bible read.
Besides, God knows that the modern liberal church is rife and reeking with heretics and hypocrites, so what would have been the point to associate with such bigoted, judgmental, and biased creeps and jerks?
JESUS THE JUDGE: I did not ask you whether or not you accepted all who you presumed were heretics and hypocrites, and prejudicially discredited all of them as being bigoted, judgmental, and biased creeps and jerks. Instead, I asked you whether or not you accepted Me as your Redeemer and Lord when you had plenty of chances, times, and opportunity to do so before you died.
THE JUDGED: Who was in charge at the time? Barry "Barack Hussein Obama" Soetoro said in his speech that no one should dogmatically embrace any specific sectarian and denominational religion, but only in inclusive diversity and tolerance with affirmative-action non-sexist unity agree together regarding what general moral principles all religions had in common. You and yours instead stated that You alone were the only way, the truth, and the life, and no one comes to the Father except through You. Besides, Donald Trump came on the scene as a third-boss prospect. So-called "progressives" at MSNBC condemned the so-called "conservative" Republicans, and the indecently-hairstyled inferior-gender mopheaded Republicans like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Sarah Palin, Nikki Haley, and similar at FOX seemed to support a different agenda than so-called "progressives" such as bitter serious-faced Anderson Cooper at CNN, short-haired Rachel Maddow, and lying slanderer Ed Schultz of MSNBC. Clearly-racist Lawrence O'Donnell accused Donald Trump of being racist, though Trump had never alluded to anything about negroids when referring to BO. It was a mess, with Boehner, Romney, Pawlenty, Ron Paul, Paul Ryan, and Karl Rove vs. Pelosi, Reid, Schumer, Durbin, Thom Hartmann, Stephanie Miller, Mike Malloy, and so on. The so-called "reverend" Al Sharpton, "reverend" Marty King, and other black "reverends" of their ilk who defame that previously-respected clergy title, instead using it as a blasphemous ruse and deceptive ecclesiastical cloak for pseudo-justifying the disruptive subversive niggar-types who they actually are: racist agitators. How can you blame me for that, since nothing like that multiple-choice situation never happened before in all human history?
What do you, the reader think?
IS Barry "Barack Hussein Obama" Soetoro qualified to be a "natural"-born President of the United States? He probably was not born Caesarian, nor out of a test tube. And Jesus was apparently very lenient as to geneology records:
Matthew 12:50 "For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother, and sister, and mother."
Mark 3:35 "Whoever does the will of God is My brother, and sister, and mother."
And, for those who have 'a firm grasp on the obvious' (as the brilliant commentator Mark Levin might put it), has not Barack/Barry clearly done the will of the Heavenly Father: by appointing two abortion-tolerant inferior-gender feminists to the High Court (contrary to Isaiah 3:12, Ecclesiastes 7:26-28, Nahum 3:13, and First Timothy 2:12-15)....by saying nothing against homosexual-partnership unions (contrary to Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-28, and the KJV/NKJV rendition of First Corinthians 6:9-10.....and by disallowing Israeli settlements in their own Biblically-designated territorial boundaries specified in Numbers 34, Joshua 15, and Ezekiel 47?
WHO was Barry "Barack Hussein Obama" Soetoro's real father?
John 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks according to his own nature, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
At this point, we could also question the lineage of Hillary "Vince Foster" Clinton regarding the Scripture verse above, but time does not allow that.
How about Obama's/Soetoro's and Pelosi's and Reid's and Durbin's and Schumer's origin, contrasted with the origin of Thune, Romney, Huckabee, Ron Paul, Pawlenty, Trump, Santorum, Rove, Walker, and Paul Ryan?
Hebrews 2:11 For He who sanctifies and those who are sanctified have all one origin. That is why He is not ashamed to call them brethren.... Thus, the question remains as to who actually is qualified to and deserves to lead America:
Numbers 16:1 Now Korah the son of Izhar, son of Kohath, son of Levi, and Dathan and Abiram the sons of Eliab, and On the son of Peleth, sons of Reuben,
2 took men; and they rose up before Moses, with a number of the people of Israel, two hundred and fifty leaders of the congregation, chosen from the assembly, well-known men;
3 and they assembled themselves together against Moses and against Aaron, and said to them, "You have gone too far! For all the congregation are holy, every one of them, and the Lord is among them; why then do you exalt yourselves above the assembly of the Lord?"
4 When Moses heard it, he fell on his face;
5 and he said to Korah and all his company, "In the morning the Lord will show who is His, and who is holy, and will cause him to come near to Him; him whom He will choose He will cause to come near to him.
6 Do this: take censers, Korah and all his comapany;
7 put fire in them and put incense upon them before the Lord tomorrow, and the man whom the Lord chooses shall be the holy one. You have gone too far, sons of Levi!"
8 And Moses said to Korah, "Hear now, you sons of Levi:
9 is it too small a thing for you that the God of Israel has separated you from the congregation of Israel, to bring you near to Himself, to do service in the tabernacle of the Lord, and to stand before the congregation to minister to them;
10 and that He has brought you near Him, and all your brethren the sons of Levi with you? And would you seek the priesthood also?
11 Therefore it is against the Lord that you and all your company have gathered together; what is Aaron that you murmur against him?"
12 And Moses sent to call Dathan and Abiram the sons of Eliab; and they said, "We will not come up.
13 Is it a small thing that you have brought us up out of a land flowing with milk and honey, to kill us in the wilderness, that you must also make yourself a prince over us?
14 Moreover you have not brought us into a land flowing with milk and honey, nor given us inheritance of fields and vineyards. Will you put out the eyes of these men? We will not come up."
15 And Moses was very angry, and said to the Lord, "Do not respect their offering. I have not taken one donkey from them, and I have not harmed one of them."
16 And Moses said to Korah, "Be present, you and all your company, before the Lord, you and they, and Aaron, tomorrow;
17 and let every one of you take his censer, and put incense upon it, and every one of you bring before the Lord his censer, two hundred and fifty censers; you also, and Aaron, each his censer."
18 So every man took his censer, and they put fire in them and laid incense upon them, and they stood at the entrance of the tent of meeting with Moses and Aaron.
19 Then Korah assembled all the congregation against them at the entrance of the tent of meeting. And the glory of the Lord appeared to all the congregation.
20 And the Lord said to Moses and to Aaron,
21 "Separate yourselves from among this congregation, that I may consume them in a moment."
22 And they fell on their faces, and said, "Oh God, the God of the spirits of all flesh, shall one man sin, and will You be angry with all the congregation?"
23 And the Lord said to Moses,
24 "Say to the congregation, Get away from about the dwellings of Korah, Dathan, and Abiram."
25 Then Moses rose and went to Dathan and Abiram; and the elders of Israel followed him.
26 And he said to the congregation, "Depart, I beg you, away from the tents of these wicked men, and touch nothing of theirs, lest you be swept away with all their sins."
27 So they got away from about the dwelling of Korah, Dathan, and Abiram; and Dathan and Abiram came out and stood at the door of their tents, together with their wives, their sons, and their little ones.
28 And Moses said, "Hereby you shall know that the Lord has sent me to do all these works, and that it has not been of my own accord.
29 If these men die the common death of all men, or if they are visited by the fate of all men, then the Lord has not sent me.
30 But if the Lord creates something new, and the ground opens its mouth, and swallows them up, with all that belongs to them, and they go down alive into Sheol, then you shall know that these men have despised the Lord."
31 And as he finished speaking all these words, the ground under them split asunder;
32 and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them up, with their households and all the men that belonged to Korah and all their goods.
33 So they and all that belonged to them went down alive into Sheol; and the earth closed over them, and they perished from the midst of the assembly
. 34 And all Israel that were round about them fled at their cry; for they said, "Lest the earth swallow us up!"
35 And fire came forth from the Lord, and consumed the two hundred and fifty men offering the incense.
36 Then the Lord said to Moses,
37 "Tell Eleazar the son of Aaron the priest to take up the censers out of the blaze; then scatter the fire far and wide. For they are holy,
38 the censers of these men who have sinned at the cost of their lives; so let them be made into hammered plates as a covering for the altar, for they offered them before the Lord; therefore they are holy. Thus they shall be a sign to the people of Israel."
39 So Eleazar the priest took the bronze censers, which those who were burned had offered; and they were hammered out as a covering for the altar,
40 to be a reminder to the people of Israel, so that no one who is not a priest, who is not of the decendants of Aaron, should draw near to burn incense before the Lord, lest he become as Korah and as his company-as the Lord said to Eleazar through Moses.
41 But on the morrow all the congregation of the people of Israel murmured against Moses and against Aaron, saying, "You have killed the people of the Lord."
42 And when the congregation had assembled against Moses and against Aaron, they turned toward the tent of meeting; and behold, the cloud covered it, and the glory of the Lord appeared.
43 And Moses and Aaron came to the front of the tent of meeting,
44 and the Lord said to Moses,
45 "Get away from the midst of this congregation, that I may consume them in a moment." And they fell on their faces.
46 And Moses said to Aaron, "Take your censer, and put fire therein from off the altar, and lay incense on it, and carry it quickly to the congregation, and make atonement for them; for wrath has gone forth from the Lord, the plague has begun."
47 So Aaron took it as Moses said, and ran into the midst of the assembly; and hey, the plague had already begun among the people; and he put on the incense, and made atonement for the people.
48 And he stood between the dead and the living; and the plague was stopped.
49 Now those who died by the plague were fourteen thousand seven hundred, besides those who died in the affair of Korah.
50 And Aaron returned to Moses at the entrance of the tent of meeting, when the plague was stopped.
Who have been to blame for the huge deficit threatening economic collapse in America? Who has appointed inferior-gender feminist to the High Court? Who has been against partial-birth abortion, and who has not been against it? Who has supported same-sex civil-union sodomy, and who has not supported same-sex-partnership sodomy? Who has supported Israeli settlements, contrasted with who has allowed so-called "palestinians" to demand Israeli territory which God apportioned in His Old-Testament Bible? Has it been John F. Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H. Bush, George W. Bush, and/or Barry "Barack Hussein Obama" Soetoro? Plus all those who campaigned and voted for one or more of them? WHO was and yet is on the Lord's side....and how will God reveal that to everyone?
1 Kings 18:13 Has it not been told my master what I did when Jezebel killed the prophets of the Lord, how I hid a hundred men of the Lord's prophets by fifties in a cave, and fed them with bread and water?
14 And now you say, "Go, tell your master, "Hey, Elijah is here" '; and he will kill me."
15 And Elijah said, "As the Lord of hosts lives, before whom I stand, I will surely show myself to him today."
16 So Obadiah went to meet Ahab, and told him; and Ahab [the Demoncrats and their radio/TV talkshow-host and newsprint media] went to meet Elijah [anti-homogay, anti-abortion-homicide murderers, pro-Israel-settlements, anti-evolution-mythologists, anti-atheist, anti-feminist-sexist Republicans].
17 When Ahab saw Elijah, Ahab said to him, "Is it you, you troubler of Israel [America and American economic prosperity and recovery]?"
18 And he answered, "I have not troubled Israel; but you have, and your father's house, because you have forsaken the commandments of the Lord and followed the [Planned-Parentlessness/Planned-Promiscuity] Baals.
19 Now therefore send and gather all Israel to me at Mount Carmel, and the four hundred and fifty prophets of Baal and the four hundred prophets of Asherah, who eat at Jezebel's table."
20 So Ahab sent to all the people of Israel, and gathered the prophets together at Mount Carmel.
21 And Elijah came near to all the people, and said, "How long will you go limping with two different opinions? If the Lord is God, follow him; but if Baal, then follow him." And the people did not answer him a word.
22 Then Elijah said to the people, "I, even I only, am left a prophet of the Lord; but Baal's prophets are four hundred and fifty men.
23 Let two bulls be given to us; and let them choose one bull for themselves, and cut it in pieces and lay it on the wood, but put no fire to it; and I will prepare the other bull and lay it on the wood, and put no fire to it.
24 And you call on the name of your god and I will call on the name of the Lord; and the God who answers by fire, He is God." And all the people answered, "It is well spoken."
25 Then Elijah said to the prophets of Baal, "Choose for yourselves one bull and prepare it first, for you are many; and call on the name of your god, but put no fire to it."
26 And they took the bull which was given them, and they prepared it, and called on the name of Baal from morning until noon, saying, "Oh Baal, answer us!" But there was no voice, and no one answered. And they limped about the altar which they had made.
27 And at noon Elijah mocked them, saying, "Cry aloud, for he is a god; either he is musing, or he has gone aside, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened."
28 And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their custom with swords and lances, until the blood gushed out upon them.
29 And as midday passed, they raved on until the time of the offering of the oblation, but there was no voice; no one answered, no one heeded.
30 Then Elijah said to all the people, "Come near to me"; [i.e. Lean Forward] and all the people came near to him. And he repaired the altar of the Lord that had been thrown down;
31 Elijah took twelve stones, according to the number of the tribes of the sons of Jacob, to whom the word of the Lord came, saying, "[Jewish] Israel [not arab "palestinians"] shall be your name";
32 and with the stones he built an altar in the name of the Lord. And he made a trench about the altar, as great as would contain two measures of seed.
33 And he put the wood in order, and cut the bull in pieces and laid it on the wood. And he said, "Fill four jars with water, and pour it on the burnt offering, and on the wood."
34 And he said, "Do it a second time"; and they did it a second time. And he said, "Do it a third time"; and they did it a third time.
35 And the water ran round about the altar, and filled the trench also with water.
36 And at the time of the offering of the oblation, Elijah the prophet came near and said, "Oh Lord, God of Abraham, Isaac, and Israel [Ishmael and Esau and Mohammed not mentioned], let it be known this day that You are God in Israel, and that I am Your servant, and that I have done all these things at Your word.
37 Answer me, Oh Lord, answer me, that this people may know that You, Oh Lord, are God, and that You have turned their hearts back."
38 Then the fire of the Lord fell, and consumed the burnt offering, and the wood, and the stones, and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the trench.
39 And when all the people saw it, they fell on their faces; and they said, "The Lord, He is God; the Lord, He is God."
40 And Elijah said to them, "Seize the prophets of Baal; let not one of them escape." And they seized them; and Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon, and killed them there [so much for a formerly-demoncrat House and Senate].
First Kings 19:1 Ahab told Jezebel all that Elijah had done, and how he had slain all the prophets with the sword.
2 Then Jezebel sent a messenger to Elijah, saying, "So may the gods do to me and more also, if I do not make your life as the life of one of them by this time tomorrow."
3 Then he was afraid, and he arose and went for his life, and came to Beer-sheba, which belongs to Judah, and left his servant there.
First Kings 19:15 And the Lord said to him, "Go, return on your way to the wilderness of Damascus; and when you arrive, you shall anoint Hazael to be king over Syria;
16 and Jehu the son of Nimshi you shall anoint to be king over Israel; and Elisha the son of Shaphat of Abel-meholah you shall anoint to be prophet in your place.
17 And him who escapes from the sword of Hazael shall Jehu slay; and him who escapes from the sword of Jehu shall Elisha slay.
18 Yet I will leave seven thousand in Israel, all the knees that have not bowed to Baal, and every mouth that has not kissed it."
Second Kings 1:1 After the death of Ahab, Moab rebelled against Israel.
2 Now Ahaziah fell through the lattice in his upper chamber in Samaria, and lay sick; so he sent messengers, telling them, "Go, inquire of Baal-zebub, the god of Ekron, whether I shall recover from this sickness."
3 But the angel of the Lord said to Elijah the Tishbite, "Get up, go up to meet the messengers of the king of Samaria, and say to them, "Is it because there is no God in Israel that you are going to inquire of Baal-zebub, the god of Ekron?
4 Now therefore thus says the Lord, "You shall not come down from the bed to which you have gone, but you shall surely die." So Elijah went.
5 The messengers returned to the king, and he said to them, "Why have you returned?"
6 And they said to him, "There came a man to meet us, and said to us, "Go back to the king who sent you, and say to him, Thus says the Lord, Is it because there is no God in Israel that you are sending to inquire of Baal-zebub, the god of Ekron? Therefore you shall not come down from the bed to which you have gone, but shall surely die."
7 He said to them, "What kind of man was he who came to meet you and told you these things?"
8 They answered him, "He wore a garment of haircloth, with a girdle of leather about his loins." And he said, "It is Elijah the Tishbite."
9 Then the king sent to him a captain of fifty men with his fifty. He went up to Elijah, who was sitting on the top of a hill, and said to him, "O man of God, the king says, 'Come down.' "
10 But Elijah answered the captain of fifty, "If I am a man of God, let fire come down from heaven and consume you and your fifty." Then fire came down from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty.
11 Again the king sent to him another captain of fifty men with his fifty. And he went up and said to him, "Oh man of God, this is the king's order, 'Come down quickly!' "
12 But Elijah answered them, "If I am a man of God, let fire come down from heaven and consume you and your fifty." Then the fire of God came down from heaven and consumed him and his fifty.
13 Again the king sent the captain of a third fifty with his fifty. And the third captain of fifty went up, and came and fell on his knees before Elijah, and entreated him, "Oh man of God, I beg you, let my life, and the life of these fifty servants of yours, be precious in your sight.
14 Wow, fire came down from heaven, and consumed the two former captains of fifty men with their fifties; but now let my life be precious in your sight." 15 Then the angel of the LORD said to Elijah, "Go down with him; do not be afraid of him." So he got up and went down with him to the king,
16 and said to him, "Thus says the Lord, "Because you have sent messengers to inquire of Baal-zebub, the god of Ekron....is it because there is no God in Israel to inquire of His word? Therefore you shall not come down from the bed to which you have gone, but you shall surely die."
17 So he died according to the word of the Lord which Elijah had spoken. Jehoram, his brother, became king in his stead in the second year of Jehoram the son of Jehoshaphat, king of Judah, because Ahaziah had no son.
18 Now the rest of the acts of Ahaziah which he did, are they not written in the Book of the Chronicles of the Kings of Israel?
Recently, B.O. said that he was bemused and puzzled why the [astute, brave, and perceptive] "fringe" persistently press on with their "birther"-issue-vendetta crusade.
Racist agitants who often are also anti-George-Bush-morality subversives have FORCED true-Christian-voter Americans to become ruled by a sometimes-playful-appearing, flippantly-sarcastic, yet condescending yuppie negroid -- for the bigoted and biased cause of black-reparationist "affirmative"-action racial preference...and the one such antagonists have selected to impose his tyranny against Christ's elect saints is certainly NOT the best specimen they could have chosen, which representative of dark-skinned minority (i.e. Barry "Barack Hussein Obama" Soetoro) is instead a universalist-religions communist-like socialist with his feminist-sexist, pro-homogay, abortion-homicide-tolerant, and anti-literal-creationist views, policies, and agenda.