One of the most recent Hollywood movies I viewed was the mostly-recommended film entitled: "All is Lost."

The movie was exceptionally refreshing in that there was not ONE female mophead throughout the entire movie! [ WHAT other recent Hollywood movies can the same be said of ??? Not even Tom Hanks in Castaway! ]

NO sexy/sassy-feminist female co-star saving everyone from annihilation. Not even ONE background female human!

In fact, there was not one human female shown throughout the entire movie . . . only the voice and face of Robert Redford (who, incidentally, did a rather stellar job throughout the movie from start to finish).

It was the ultimate in "survival of the fittest" -- with God's non-asked-for and non-admitted help from the Lord all throughout His ferocious-forces-of-nature stopping short of completely doing Redford in, and particularly at the finality of the film with the Lord's providence taking the form of a passing fisherman in the distance who became curious as to why Redford's life raft was on fire [Redford did it himself in desperation to attract attention), which fisherman went over to where an exhausted Redford had sunk under water as the near-death Redford swam up to grab the arm of the fisherman probing underneath the water with a flashlight for survivors.

One thing you can say about rugged-sailor Redford throughout the movie, who wrote and encased in a sealed glass jar what he figured would have been the final apologetic note about his expected demise, the wording of which he verbally read at the beginning of the movie before the flashback circumstances and happenings relating to it.

All of which should serve to remind us that there is no Walmart on Mars nor beyond for those impulsively eager to "go where no man has gone before" (or 'go where no one has gone before' -- if one insists on pandering to and brown-nosing gender-skewed feminists and homoperverts who jealously, insubordinately, and maliciously crave competition against males or demand non-lockable unisex lavatory stalls).

Redford creatively hanging on without giving up to the very end is admirably concordant with:

Deuteronomy 30:19 I call heaven and earth to witness against you this day, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and curse; therefore choose life, that you and your descendants may live . . .

Redford never complained from the moment the A.W.O.L. floating barge punched a hole into his sailboat yacht (at the beginning of the movie) to the time (at the end of the movie) when he swam up to grab the fisherman's arm, but he did - albeit only once - utter (in complete exasperation and near-hopelessness) what is assumed by your disdain-against-profanity author a sexually-oriented expletive connected to genital copulation - something sounding like "fluck" or "fruck" or whatever. Having now been exposed to and sorely influenced by that, I will proceed to carry on the semantic innovation here and there, now and then, throughout the remainder of this piece.

Recollect the learned expletives uttered by Mr Spock in that Star Trek movie about transporting whales into the future.

Such patience exhibited by Redford was also exhibited by yours truly the other day when confronted by the entrance and infestation of a flucking screaming girl, accompanied by her do-nothing-to-stop-her frucking mother and similarly-wimpish-and-patsy flucking father in a restaurant within which I and the wife were casually dining.

My first impulse was to take one of the chairs around one of the tables in the restaurant, go over to the table where the excessively-noisy thing was, and lethally bash her frucking head with it.

Is that not surely along the lines of the following directive:

Deuteronomy 21:18 If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son/daughter, who will not obey the voice of his/her father or the voice of his/her mother, and, though they chastise him/her, will not give heed to them,
19 then his/her father and his/her mother shall take hold of him/her and bring him/her out to the elders of his/her city at the gate of the place where he/she lives,
20 and they shall say to the elders of his city, 'This our son/daughter is stubborn and rebellious, he/she will not obey our voice; he/she is a glutton and a drunkard.'
21 Then all the men of the city shall stone him/her to death with stones; so you shall purge the evil from your midst; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Keep in mind that:

Proverbs 29:19 By mere words a servant is not disciplined, for though he/she understands, he/she will not give heed.

Certainly such shocking restaurant-chair-busting manifestation of the basic executionary principle could apply to a little girl, as indicated by:

Judges 19:29 And when he entered his house, he took a knife, and laying hold of his concubine he divided her, limb by limb, into twelve pieces, and sent her throughout all the territory of Israel.

For anyone who has seen the Hitchcock horror classic The Birds, the following has visually-seen-and-remembered impact:

Proverbs 30:17 The eye that mocks a father and scorns to obey a mother will be picked out by the ravens of the valley and eaten by the vultures.

Understandably and thankfully gruesome.

And the incentive for bashing the little bitch?

Acts 16:16 As we were going to the place of prayer, we were met by a slave girl who had a spirit of divination and brought her owners much gain by soothsaying.
17 She followed Paul and us, crying, "These men are servants of the Most High God, who proclaim to you the way of salvation."
18 And this she did for many days. But Paul was annoyed, and turned and said to the spirit, "I charge you in the name of Jesus Christ to come out of her." And it came out that very hour.
19 But when her owners saw that their hope of gain was gone, they seized Paul and Silas and dragged them into the market place before the rulers;
20 and when they had brought them to the magistrates they said, "These men are Jews and they are disturbing our city.
21 They advocate customs which it is not lawful for us Romans to accept or practice."
22 The crowd joined in attacking them; and the magistrates tore the garments off them and gave orders to beat them with rods.
23 And when they had inflicted many blows upon them, they threw them into prison, charging the jailer to keep them safely.
24 Having received this charge, he put them into the inner prison and fastened their feet in the stocks.
25 But about midnight Paul and Silas were praying and singing hymns to God, and the prisoners were listening to them,
26 and suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken; and immediately all the doors were opened and every one's fetters were unfastened.

Moral of the story:

Luke 11:22 ...but when one stronger than he assails him and overcomes him, he takes away his armor in which he trusted, and divides his spoil.

Jesus is stronger than any devil!

Getting back to the bawling little twerp inside the restaurant, use of force seems justifiable, according to:

Proverbs 23:13 Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you beat him/her with a rod, he/she will not die.
Proverbs 23:14 If you beat him/her with the rod you will save his/her life from Sheol.

Instead of smashing the frucking kid with a chair, preferable choice might have been to utilize some object which looked more like a rod, similar to a measuring ruler as the old-fashioned teachers used to use in old-tyme prairie schoolhouses and wherever.

The screaming or shrieking brat's misbehavior is reminiscent of the following historical record of the demonic lunatic confronting Jesus:

Luke 4:33 And in the synagogue there was a man who had the spirit of an unclean demon; and he cried out with a loud voice...
Luke 8:28 When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell down before Him, and said with a loud voice, "What have you to do with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you, do not torment me."

Devil Dog, Hound of Hell.

WHAT [ better yet: who ] has/had "gotten into him?"

Good thing he, with his terror-filled gaze and stir-crazy look of maniacal hatred, did not have a firearm in some school, genocidally gunning down everyone in sight!

Luke 8:32 Now a large herd of swine was feeding there on the hillside; and [the demons inside the man] begged Him to let them enter these. So He gave them leave.
33 Then the demons came out of the man and entered the swine, and the herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned.
34 When the herdsmen saw what had happened, they fled, and told it in the city and in the country. [ It made national news. ]
35 Then people went out to see what had happened, and they came to Jesus, and found the man from whom the demons had gone, sitting at the feet of Jesus, clothed and in his right mind [no more nutty nudist-colony special]; and they were afraid.
36 And those who had seen it told them how he who had been possessed with demons was healed.
37 Then all the people of the surrounding country of the Gerasenes asked him to go away from them; for they were seized with great fear; so he got into the boat and returned.
38 The man from whom the demons had gone begged that he might be with Him; but He sent him away, saying,
39 "Return to your home, and declare how much God has done for you." And [the new asset and no longer liability] went away, proclaiming throughout the whole city how much Jesus had done for him.

Holy Exorcism!

So, since such head-crushing brutality was contemplated more completely, and not followed through with, measured reaction was instead tempered and moderate.

After all, the kid could have been crying out for a diaper change. Or tormented with a brain tumor. Having an epileptic fit. Whatever.

Actually, the wife had a pretty good idea ... a couple of them.

One way to pacify shrieking brats is to put a cookie or piece of candy into each of their flucking hands, and one into their frucking mouth. Confusion on their part results, and blest quiet is obtained at least for a while.

Assuming that giving treats is ineffective, with the goodies thrown down in the temper tandrum with shrieking or bawling resuming, the wife's other technique is to take the flucking kid into her lap, hug him or her with one arm, and tightly put the hand of her other arm firmly on the frucking kid's mouth to muffle any disturbing public-nuisance sounds of any consequence . . . and hold it there as long as it takes for the flucking kid to realize that he or she is not accomplishing any worthwhile objective, and no longer able to selfishly bring attention to themselves anymore -- wearing themselves out in fatigue trying to continue the audible tirade (to the horrified dismay or anger of the kid's intruded-upon suddenly-enraged but previously-passive frucking-idiot parents, who also might have selfishly craved attention to themselves by not stopping the flucking kid's shrieking in the first place).

It would obviously behoove the restaurant manager to promptly retaliate against a screaming little snot (and his or her parents) who is bellering and shrieking with all their ear-piercing vigor, by immediately requesting the caretaking mother and/or especially father to immediately remove the frucking little brat off the premises and out of the restaurant, then maybe come back in alone with the demonic shrieker isolated, quarantined, and segregated into and within the family vehicle, while the parents assemble a take-out order to take out and eat elsewhere.

All I decided to do, per the advice of my wife and under unsettling and apprehensive circumstances, was to quickly depart into the men's restroom, take a little clean toilet paper off the roll, make two small earplug wads moistened with water to self-inflict my ear canals with a temporary 85+% loss of hearing.

So much for hearing my wife attempt to converse with me when I returned back to the table, or being placated by the pleasant and soothing classical/easy-listening jazz Muzak in the backround piped in through the speakers above.

A similar technique is used within public libraries where noise distractions would get very irritating if it wasn't for headphones provided with internet computers which can access such relief as concentration-enhancing OM-chant droning samples to override and counteract otherwise-infuriating childish-chatter or whatever obnoxious noises.

All because of a frucking little bawling screamer trespassing into the restaurant via her asinine parent or parents, who should have had her mouth sealed with duct tape before invading the restaurant (unless the flucking/frucking kid had some cold-related stuffed-up nasal passage spreading some contagious disease in the air which would have been all the more reason the frucking/flucking brat should not have even been brought into the restaurant).

Oh well, at least it got me to write this essay, and bulk e-mail it to whoever wherever across America and beyond without being accused of sending missionary-mandated "spam."

Leviticus 24:10 Now an Israelite woman's son, whose father was an Egyptian, went out among the people of Israel; and the Israelite woman's son and a man of Israel quarreled in the camp,
11 and the Israelite woman's son blasphemed the Name, and cursed. And they brought him to Moses. His mother's name was Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri, of the tribe of Dan.
12 And they put him in custody, till the will of the LORD should be declared to them.
13 And the LORD said to Moses,
14 "Bring out of the camp him who cursed; and let all who heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
16 He who blasphemes the name of the LORD shall be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him; the sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death."
23 So Moses spoke to the people of Israel; and they brought him who had cursed out of the camp, and stoned him with stones. Thus the people of Israel did as the LORD commanded Moses.

The same feeling of violent destruction tantilizes me when I see a kid or group of them in front of a business or building entrance blocking the way [ much to the consternation of the Fire Marshal ], or view a kid or group of them playing down on the floor blocking the way to the store cashier.

I would love to kick him or her or them, and shout: "Get OUT of the WAY. You're blocking everyone from moving forward!"

Such is appropriate, perhaps, if the stupid and frucking mother or father (who maybe are letting and using their pseudo-"adorable" little snots selfishly get attention for themselves) does not have enough sense to physically (if necessary) move their obstructive little flucking idiots out of public passageways for the safety and wellbeing of ALL.

These pertinent hurt-or-injure-or-kill-the-kids Scripture passages come to mind:

Exodus 20:5 "...I the LORD your God am a jealous God, retaliating for the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me...
Exodus 34:7 ...keeping continual love for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, but who will by no means clear the guilty, requiting for the iniquity of the fathers upon the children and the children's children, to the third and the fourth generation."

Leviticus 26:22 "And I will let loose the wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number, so that your ways shall become desolate."

Deuteronomy 2:34 And we captured all his cities at that time and utterly destroyed every city, men, women, and children; we left none remaining;
Deuteronomy 3:6 And we utterly destroyed them, as we did to Sihon the king of Heshbon, destroying every city, men, women, and children.

Deuteronomy 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, nor shall the children be put to death for the fathers; every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

Deuteronomy 32:46 ....Lay to heart all the words which I enjoin upon you this day, that you may command them to your children, that they may be careful to do all the words of this law.

First Samuel 22:19 And Nob, the city of the priests, he put to the sword; both men and women, children and sucklings, oxen, asses and sheep, he put to the sword.

Ezra 10:3 Therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all these wives and their children, according to the counsel of my lord and of those who tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
Ezra 10:44 All these had married foreign women, and they put them away with their children.

Job 8:4 If your children have sinned against Him, He has delivered them into the power of their transgression.
Job 27:14 If his children are multiplied, it is for the sword; and his offspring have not enough to eat.

Psalm 21:10 You will destroy their offspring from the earth, and their children from among the sons of men.
Psalm 37:28 For the LORD loves justice; he will not reject his saints. The righteous shall be preserved forever, but the children of the wicked shall be cut off.

Psalm 89:30 If his children forsake my law and do not walk according to my ordinances,
31 if they violate my statutes and do not keep my commandments,
32 then I will punish their transgression with the rod and their iniquity with scourges

Psalm 109:10 May his children wander about and beg; may they be driven out of the ruins they inhabit!
Psalm 109:12 Let there be none to extend kindness to him, nor any to pity his fatherless children!

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!

Isaiah 3:12 My people: children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. Oh my people, your leaders mislead you, and confuse the course of your paths.

Isaiah 30:1 "Woe to the rebellious children," says the LORD, "who carry out a plan, but not mine; and who make a league, but not of my spirit, that they may add sin to sin."

Jeremiah 4:22 "For my people are foolish, they know me not; they are stupid children, they have no understanding. They are skilled in doing evil, but how to do good they know not."
Jeremiah 18:21 Therefore deliver up their children to famine; give them over to the power of the sword, let their wives become childless and widowed. May their men meet death by pestilence, their youths be slain by the sword in battle."
Jeremiah 49:10 But I have stripped Esau bare, I have uncovered his hiding places, and he is not able to conceal himself. His children are destroyed, and his brothers, and his neighbors; and he is no more.

Lamentations 4:4 The tongue of the nursling cleaves to the roof of its mouth for thirst; the children beg for food, but no one gives to them.
Lamentations 4:10 The hands of compassionate women have boiled their own children; they became their food in the destruction of the daughter of my people.

Ezekiel 5:17 "I will send famine and wild beasts against you, and they will rob you of your children; pestilence and blood shall pass through you; and I will bring the sword upon you. I, the LORD, have spoken.
Ezekiel 9:6 ...slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women, but touch no one upon whom is the mark. And begin at my sanctuary." So they began with the elders who were before the house.

Hosea 9:12 Even if they bring up children, I will bereave them till none is left. Woe to them when I depart from them!
Hosea 9:16 Ephraim is stricken, their root is dried up, they shall bear no fruit. Even though they bring forth, I will slay their beloved children.
Hosea 10:14 therefore the tumult of war shall arise among your people, and all your fortresses shall be destroyed, as Shalman destroyed Betharbel on the day of battle; mothers were dashed in pieces with their children.

Now, don't get me wrong; children seen and not heard can be advantageous:

Judges 13:3 And the angel of the LORD appeared to the woman and said to her, "Hey, you are barren and have no children; but you shall conceive and bear a son.
Ruth 4:12 "...and may your house be like the house of Perez, whom Tamar bore to Judah, because of the children that the LORD will give you by this young woman."
First Samuel 1:2 [Elkanah] had two wives; the name of the one was Hannah, and the name of the other Peninnah. And Peninnah had children, but Hannah had no children.
Psalm 113:9 He gives the barren woman a home, making her the joyous mother of children. Praise the LORD!
Psalm 115:14 May the LORD give you increase, you and your children!
Psalm 128:3 Your wife will be like a fruitful vine within your house; your children will be like olive shoots around your table.

Psalm 127:3 Wow, sons are a heritage from the LORD, the fruit of the womb a reward.
Psalm 127:4 Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the sons of one's youth.
Psalm 127:5 Happy is the man who has his quiver full of them! He shall not be put to shame when he speaks with his enemies in the gate.
Psalm 128:6 May you see your children's children! Peace be upon Israel!

Malachi 4:6 And He will turn the hearts of fathers to their children and the hearts of children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the land with a curse.

And the desire to have children occurs all throughout the Bible:

Genesis 16:2 and Sarai said to Abram, "Hey now, the LORD has prevented me from bearing children; go in to my maid; it may be that I shall obtain children by her." And Abram agreed with to the voice of Sarai.
Genesis 30:1 When Rachel saw that she bore Jacob no children, she envied her sister; and she said to Jacob, "Give me children, or I shall die!"
Genesis 30:3 Then she said, "Here is my maid Bilhah; go in to her, that she may bear upon my knees, and even I may have children through her." [ Fun! ]
Genesis 30:9 When Leah saw that she had ceased bearing children, she took her maid Zilpah and gave her to Jacob as a wife. [ MORE fun! ]
Genesis 42:36 And Jacob their father said to them, "You have bereaved me of my children: Joseph is no more, and Simeon is no more, and now you would take Benjamin; all this has come upon me."

Exodus 1:17 But the midwives feared God, and did not do as the king of Egypt commanded them, but let the male children live.
Exodus 1:18 So the king of Egypt called the midwives, and said to them, "Why have you done this, and let the male children live?" [ Don't you believe in global overpopulation? ]

Did Jesus love disobedient shrieking children?

Matthew 19:13 Then children were brought to him that he might lay his hands on them and pray. The disciples rebuked the people;
Matthew 19:14 but Jesus said, "Let the [ devil-screaming? ] children come to me, and do not hinder them; for to such [ demonic shriekers? ] belongs the kingdom of heaven."

BUT, He also said:

Matthew 11:16 "But to what shall I compare this generation? It is like children sitting in the market places and calling to their playmates,
17 'We piped to you, and you did not dance; we wailed, and you did not mourn.'
18 For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon';
19 the Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Hey, a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!' Yet wisdom is justified by her deeds."

Luke 14:26 "If any one comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple.

First Corinthians 13:11 When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child; when I became a man, I gave up childish ways.

Ephesians 4:14 ...so that we may no longer be children, tossed to and fro and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the cunning of humans, by their craftiness in deceitful wiles.

Proverbs 20:11 Even a child makes himself/herself known by his acts, whether what he/she does is pure and right.

Now, I am not a harsh and insensitive, cruel advocate of causing needless bruises and unnatural bleeding, when lesser degrees of discipline and (as needed) punishment can creatively and carefully though firmly be administered.

But, let the following Scriptural admonitions be "the bottom line" so that disciplinary parents "get to the bottom" of The Problem who bawls and shrieks:

Proverbs 13:24 He who spares the rod hates his son/daughter, but he who loves him/her is diligent to discipline him/her.
15:10 There is severe discipline for him/her who forsakes the way; he/she who hates reproof will die.
19:18 Discipline your son/daughter while there is hope; do not set your heart on his/her destruction.
22:15 Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline drives it far from him/her.
29:17 Discipline your son/daughter, and he/she will give you rest; he/she will give delight to your heart.

Ephesians 6:4 Fathers, do not provoke your children to anger, but bring them up in the discipline and instruction of the Lord.

Hebrews 12:5 And have you forgotten the exhortation which addresses you as sons?: "My son, do not regard lightly the discipline of the Lord, nor lose courage when you are punished by him."
12:7 It is for discipline that you have to endure. God is treating you as sons; for what son is there whom his father does not discipline?
12:8 If you are left without discipline, in which all have participated, then you are bastards and not sons.
12:9 Besides this, we have had earthly fathers to discipline us and we respected them. Shall we not much more be subject to the Father of spirits and live?
12:11 For the moment all discipline seems painful rather than pleasant; later it yields the peaceful fruit of righteousness to those who have been trained by it.

"Spare the road, and spoil the child." [ So that is where they got that axiom from! ]

By the way, that restaurant chair should be substantially applied on top of the head of any demonic social worker or supporter of such who satanically claims that aforementioned Biblically-demanded discipline is: "child abuse" - which applied chair smashing the flucking head of the frucking social worker or similar flucking critic should be followed by a televised public whipping against them of one less than 40 lashes each.

And if the flucking mother and/or frucking father of the bawling or shrieking fwucking brat does not so muffle or remove - within ten seconds of command - the screeching or shrieking snot or bawling babe, they should promptly be arrested by the police and cited for disturbing the peace. Nothing like acquiring a police record and getting severely and substantially socked in the wallet.

If anyone despises that, with or without a 911 call to feminist-supportive twits and/or bullyboys who "don't get it," may they all defiantly and rebelliously insert their froward fwucking heads into the nearest non-flushed toilet and then fortuitously flush all contents therein.