NO Three-Somes

Though it is not new, older folk more familiar with what they learned way back in regularly-attended Sunday School, who grew up in neighborhoods where the Bible and far-reaching beneficial influences thereof were less suppressed and ridiculed and even blasphemed than God's Word is nowadays (not only in public schools but in network media - even in the respectful Leave It To Beaver community-decency culture of the 50s) had a somewhat more enlightened conscience which regarded as taboo and forbidden what is currently called "threesomes" -- referring not to multiple-wife harems of some Old-Testament-patriarchs-reminiscent sheik-like chiefs, but instead to "wife-swapping" - where the woman (either non-married or married) has more than one male sexual partner more or less simultaneously with no shame nor guilty regrets involved.

Such perversion is, of course, nothing new under the sun (in view of similar times-past confusion-causing harlotry and prostitution involving questionable identities and responsibilities concerning paternal lawsuits), but many younger people now in 2013 have gotten so far away from Biblical directives that their casual-nudity-display, contraceptively-poisoned, aborticide-eager minds are as primitive and uncivilized as barbarians of distant lands, and more often than not exacerbated by especially-during-warm-weather unrestrained display of nakedness concerning body parts which should be modestly covered outside the marriage bed but instead openly flaunted in our increasingly hedonistic and irreligious/anti-religion/cultic-religions society here in America and Europe.

For the sake of America's founding fathers and the Judeo-Christian morality they built this country on, and the respected and noble historical heritage of their Old-West bonnets-wearing, scarved, and chignoned offspring and progenie down through the 1800s up to the beginning of the 1900s, yours truly will remind everyone who reads this what Scripture has to say about a woman deviantly desiring and erotically connecting with more than one male-human partner who she would in no way "love" but rather lust with (and actually: against) . . . and we're not talking only about a vagina or rectum stuffed with two penises, nor one of each stuck into both of her lower-unit orifices and/or mouth.

A recent UK-anti-porn article in an internet-observed WND weblog which yours truly read was rather sexist, omitting the putting of blame on women and girls who, ironically, are sometimes the ones who willingly are pornographic themselves - not merely by various mopheaded, sleevesless, slacksless, and socksless immodest ways they are misdressed in public (especially during warm weather and sports-activity exhibitionism) - but even who deliberately participate in porn posings for the sake of greed for irresponsibly-acquired money and egotistically getting attention through so-called "glamor" modeling.

Some godless deviates have suggested that a pretty woman "should not selfishly deprive other men from also sharing her beautiful body," and perhaps have even misapplied some of the following Scripture verses (as Bible-verse-quoting Satan did against Christ when tempting Him in the desert):

Luke 3:11 And He answered them, "He who has two coats, let him share with him who has none; and he who has food, let him do likewise."
Romans 15:27 . . . they were pleased to do it, and indeed they are in debt to them, for if the nations have come to share in their spiritual blessings, they ought also to be of service to them in material blessings.
First Corinthians 9:12 If others share this rightful claim upon you, do not we still more? Nevertheless, we have not made use of this right, but we endure anything rather than put an obstacle in the way of the gospel of Christ.
First Corinthians 9:13 Do you not know that those who are employed in the temple service get their food from the temple, and those who serve at the altar share in the sacrificial offerings?
Galatians 6:6 Let him who is taught the word share all good things with him who teaches.
First Thessalonians 2:8 So, being affectionately desirous of you, we were ready to share with you not only the gospel of God but also our own selves, because you had become very dear to us.

Holy Writ gives guidance as to at what age, if any, naked "baby?" brothers should stop taking baths with their naked "baby?" sisters, plus if, then when, naked daughters should stop showering and/or sleeping with their nude daddys and naked sons should stop showering and/or sleeping with their nude mommys, what should be the cut-off age of legality for porn models (i.e. age 18+?), and when Social Security checks should begin arriving to qualifying "senior citizens:"

Genesis 9:20 Noah was the first tiller of the soil. He planted a vineyard;
21 and he drank of the wine, and became drunk, and lay uncovered in his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brothers outside.
23 Then Shem and Japheth took a garment, laid it upon both their shoulders, and walked backward and covered the nakedness of their father; their faces were turned away, and they did not see their father's nakedness.
24 When Noah awoke from his wine and knew what his youngest son had done to him,
25 he said, "Cursed be Canaan; a slave of slaves shall he be to his brothers."
26 He also said, "Blessed by the LORD my God be Shem; and let Canaan be his slave."
27 God enlarge Japheth, and let him dwell in the tents of Shem; and let Canaan be his slave."

Genesis 19:32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve offspring through our father."
33 So they made their father drink wine that night; and the first-born went in, and lay with her father; he did not know when she lay down or when she got up.
34 And on the next day, the first-born said to the younger, "Hey, I lay last night with my father; let us make him drink wine tonight also; then you go in and lie with him, that we may preserve offspring through our father."
36 Thus both the daughters of Lot were with child by their father.

Leviticus 18:7 You shall not uncover the nakedness of your father, which is the nakedness of your mother; she is your mother, you shall not uncover her nakedness.
Leviticus 18:15 You shall not uncover the nakedness of your daughter-in-law; she is your son's wife, you shall not uncover her nakedness.
Leviticus 18:9 You shall not uncover the nakedness of your sister, the daughter of your father or the daughter of your mother, whether born at home or born abroad.

Leviticus 27:1 The LORD said to Moses,
2 Say to the people of Israel, "When a man makes a special vow of persons to the LORD at your valuation,
3 then your valuation of a male from twenty years old up to sixty years old shall be fifty shekels of silver, according to the shekel of the sanctuary.
4 If the person is a female, your valuation shall be thirty shekels.
5 If the person is from five years old up to twenty years old, your valuation shall be for a male twenty shekels, and for a female ten shekels.
6 If the person is from a month old up to five years old, your valuation shall be for a male five shekels of silver, and for a female your valuation shall be three shekels of silver.
7 And if the person is sixty years old and upward, then your valuation for a male shall be fifteen shekels, and for a female ten shekels.
8 And if a man is too poor to pay your valuation, then he shall bring the person before the priest, and the priest shall value him; according to the ability of him who vowed the priest shall value him."

Numbers 5:11 And the LORD said to Moses,
12 Say to the people of Israel, "If any man's wife goes astray and acts unfaithfully against him,
13 if a man lies with her carnally, and it is hidden from the eyes of her husband, and she is undetected though she has defiled herself, and there is no witness against her, since she was not taken in the act;
14 and if the spirit of jealousy comes upon him, and he is jealous of his wife who has defiled herself; or if the spirit of jealousy comes upon him, and he is jealous of his wife, though she has not defiled herself;
15 then the man shall bring his wife to the priest, and bring the offering required of her, a tenth of an ephah of barley meal; he shall pour no oil upon it and put no frankincense on it, for it is a cereal offering of jealousy, a cereal offering of remembrance, bringing iniquity to remembrance.
16 And the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the LORD;
17 and the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel, and take some of the dust that is on the floor of the tabernacle and put it into the water.
18 And the priest shall set the woman before the LORD, and unbind the hair of the woman's head, and place in her hands the cereal offering of remembrance, which is the cereal offering of jealousy. And in his hand the priest shall have the water of bitterness that brings the curse."

First Kings 1:1 Now King David was old and advanced in years; and although they covered him with clothes, he could not get warm.
2 Therefore his servants said to him, "Let a young maiden be sought for my lord the king, and let her wait upon the king, and be his nurse; let her lie in your bosom, that my lord the king may be warm." [ Better than a Holmes space heater! ]
3 So they sought for a beautiful maiden throughout all the territory of Israel, and found Abishag the Shunammite, and brought her to the king.
4 The maiden was very beautiful; and she became the king's nurse and ministered to him; but the king knew her not.
15 So Bathsheba went to the king into his chamber (now the king was very old, and Abishag the Shunammite was ministering to the king). [ Wasn't Bathsheba warm enough to be Davy's space-heater equivalent? ]

Song 8:8 We have a little sister, and she has no breasts. What shall we do for our sister, on the day when she is spoken for?

Ezekiel 16:7 . . . And you grew up and became tall and arrived at full maidenhood; your breasts were formed, and your hair had grown; yet you were naked and bare.

Mark 5:42 And immediately the girl got up and walked (she was twelve years of age), and they were immediately overcome with amazement.

Way back during Creation Week, which literal-record NON-myth was even referred to by both Hosea and Paul in:

Hosea 6:7 But at Adam they transgressed the covenant; there they dealt faithlessly with me.
Luke 3:38 . . . the son of Enos, the son of Seth, the son of Adam, the son of God.
Romans 5:14 Yet death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over those whose sins were not like the transgression of Adam, who was a type of the one who was to come.
First Timothy 2:13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve;
First Timothy 2:14 and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.

. . . the Creator God logically established a non-homosexual, mutually-nude, heterosexual, marital relationship as the standard and norm for non-extinction-perpetuated human survival of the species:

Genesis 2:25 And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed.

Monogamy was (by limited-population default) the norm at the time, being multiple women were not yet available for the later-time harems of godly-and-not-pervert Abraham, Jacob/Israel, Gideon, David, Solomon, etc. whom the LORD never condemned for their multiple-wife/concubine acquisitions and retentions.

If, by the phrase "Love Triangle," what is referred to is the Lord Jesus Christ (let alone one's pet dog or cat) being the third-party person observing, involved with, and sharing the most intimate mutual-naked sexual connections of a husband with his wife, one of his wives or concubine(s), there is nothing amiss with such a "threesome" arrangement.

However, no where in the entirety of Scripture is either homosexual or multiple-male sexual partners for individual women suggested as a legitimate option, and - in fact - the very opposite is true:

Exodus 22:16 If a man seduces a virgin who is not betrothed, and lies with her, he shall give the marriage present for her, and make her his wife.

Leviticus 18:20 And you shall not lie carnally with your neighbor's wife, and defile yourself with her.

Leviticus 19:29 Do not profane your daughter by making her a harlot, lest the land fall into harlotry and the land become full of wickedness.

Leviticus 20:10 If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbor, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death.

Leviticus 21:7 [Priests] shall not marry a harlot or a woman who has been defiled; neither shall they marry a woman divorced from her husband; for the priest is holy to his God.
21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profanes herself by playing the harlot, profanes her father; she shall be burned with fire.
21:14 A widow, or one divorced, or a woman who has been defiled, or a harlot, these he shall not marry; but he shall take to wife a virgin of his own people

Deuteronomy 21:15 If a man has two wives, the one loved and the other disliked, and they have borne him children, both the loved and the disliked, and if the first-born son is hers that is disliked,
16 then on the day when he assigns his possessions as an inheritance to his sons, he may not treat the son of the loved as the first-born in preference to the son of the disliked, who is the first-born,
17 but he shall acknowledge the first-born, the son of the disliked, by giving him a double portion of all that he has, for he is the first issue of his strength; the right of the first-born is his.

Deuteronomy 22:28 If a man meets a virgin who is not betrothed, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are found,
Deuteronomy 22:29 then the man who lay with her shall give to the father of the young woman fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife, because he has violated her; he may not put her away all his days.

Second Samuel 13:14 But he would not listen to her; and being stronger than she, he forced her, and lay with her.
13:15 Then Amnon hated her with very great hatred; so that the hatred with which he hated her was greater than the love with which he had loved her. And Amnon said to her, "Get up, be gone."
13:16 But she said to him, "No, my brother; for this wrong in sending me away is greater than the other which you did to me." But he would not listen to her.
13:17 He called the young man who served him and said, "Put this woman out of my presence, and bolt the door after her."
13:18 Now she was wearing a full-length gown with long sleeves; for thus were the virgin daughters of the king traditionally dressed. So his servant put her out, and bolted the door after her.

Proverbs 5:15 Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well.
16 Should your springs be scattered abroad, streams of water in the streets?
17 Let them be for yourself alone, and not for strangers with you.
18 Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth,
19 a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight, be infatuated always with her love.

Song of Solomon 1:6 Do not gaze at me because I am swarthy, because the sun has scorched me. My mother's sons were angry with me, they made me keeper of the vineyards; but, my own vineyard I have not kept!
Song of Solomon 7:13 The mandrakes give forth fragrance, and over our doors are all choice fruits, new as well as old, which I have laid up for you, my beloved.
Song of Solomon 8:12 My vineyard, my very own, is for myself; you, O Solomon, may have the thousand, and the keepers of the fruit two hundred.

Isaiah 47:1 Come down and sit in the dust, virgin daughter of Babylon; sit on the ground without a throne, daughter of the Chaldeans! For you shall no more be called tender and delicate.
2 Take the millstones and grind meal, put off your veil, strip off your robe, uncover your legs, pass through the rivers.
3 Your nakedness shall be uncovered, and your shame shall be seen. I will take vengeance, and I will spare no man.
4 Our Redeemer: the LORD of hosts is his name, the Holy One of Israel.
5 Sit in silence, and go into darkness, daughter of the Chaldeans; for you shall no more be called the mistress of kingdoms.
6 I was angry with my people, I profaned my heritage; I gave them into your hand, you showed them no mercy; on the aged you made your yoke exceedingly heavy.
7 You said, "I shall be mistress for ever," so that you did not lay these things to heart or remember their end.
8 Now therefore hear this, you lover of pleasures, who sit securely, who say in your heart, "I am, and there is no one besides me; I shall not sit as a widow or know the loss of children":
9 These two things shall come to you in a moment, in one day; the loss of children and widowhood shall come upon you in full measure, in spite of your many sorceries and the great power of your enchantments.
10 You felt secure in your wickedness, you said, "No one sees me"; your wisdom and your knowledge led you astray, and you said in your heart, "I am, and there is no one besides me."
11 But evil shall come upon you, for which you cannot atone; disaster shall fall upon you, which you will not be able to expiate; and ruin shall come on you suddenly, of which you know nothing.
12 Stand fast in your enchantments and your many sorceries, with which you have labored from your youth; perhaps you may be able to succeed, perhaps you may inspire terror.
13 You are wearied with your many counsels; let them stand forth and save you, those who divide the heavens, who gaze at the stars, who at the new moons predict what shall befall you.
14 Hey, they are like stubble, the fire consumes them; they cannot deliver themselves from the power of the flame. No coal for warming oneself is this, no fire to sit before!
15 Such to you are those with whom you have labored, who have trafficked with you from your youth; they wander about each in his own direction; there is no one to save you.

Isaiah 57:3 But you, draw near here, sons of the sorceress, offspring of the adulterer and the harlot.

Jeremiah 2:25 Keep your feet from going unshod and your throat from thirst. But you said, 'It is hopeless, for I have loved strangers, and after them I will go.'

Jeremiah 3:1 "If a man divorces his wife and she goes from him and becomes another man's wife, will he return to her? Would not that land be greatly polluted? You have played the harlot with many lovers; and would you return to me?" says the LORD.

Ezekiel 16:32 Adulterous wife, who receives strangers instead of her husband!
30 "How lovesick is your heart," says the Lord GOD, "seeing you did all these things, the deeds of a brazen harlot;
31 building your vaulted chamber at the head of every street, and making your lofty place in every square. Yet you were not like a harlot, because you scorned hire.
32 Adulterous wife, who receives strangers instead of her husband!
33 Men give gifts to all harlots; but you gave your gifts to all your lovers, bribing them to come to you from every side for your harlotries.
34 So you were different from other women in your harlotries: none solicited you to play the harlot; and you gave hire, while no hire was given to you; therefore you were different."
35 Wherefore, harlot, hear the word of the LORD:
36 Thus says the Lord GOD, "Because your shame was laid bare and your nakedness uncovered in your harlotries with your lovers, and because of all your idols, and because of the blood of your children that you gave to them,
37 therefore, hey, I will gather all your lovers, with whom you took pleasure, all those you loved and all those you loathed; I will gather them against you from every side, and will uncover your nakedness to them, that they may see all your nakedness.
38 And I will judge you as women who break wedlock and shed blood are judged, and bring upon you the blood of wrath and jealousy.
39 And I will give you into the hand of your lovers, and they shall throw down your vaulted chamber and break down your lofty places; they shall strip you of your clothes and take your fair jewels, and leave you naked and bare.
40 They shall bring up a host against you, and they shall stone you and cut you to pieces with their swords."

Ezekiel 33:26 You resort to the sword, you commit abominations and each of you defiles his neighbor's wife; shall you then possess the land?

Hosea 3:3 And I said to her, "You must stay mine for many days; you shall not play the harlot, or belong to another man; so will I also be to you."

Matthew 19:3 And Pharisees came up to him and tested Him by asking, "Is it lawful to divorce one's wife for any cause?"
4 He answered, "Have you not read that he who made them from the beginning made them male and female,
5 and said, 'For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh'?
6 So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man pull apart."
7 They said to Him, "Why then did Moses command one to give a certificate of divorce, and to put her away?"
8 He said to them, "For your hardness of heart Moses allowed you to divorce your wives, but from the beginning it was not so.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for unchastity, and marries another, commits adultery."
10 The disciples said to Him, "If such is the case of a man with his wife, it is not necessary to marry."
11 But He said to them, "Not all men can receive this saying, but only those to whom it is given.
12 For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to receive this, let him receive it."

Romans 7:2 Thus a married woman is bound by law to her husband as long as he lives; but if her husband dies she is discharged from the law regarding the husband.

First Corinthians 6:16 Do you not know that he who joins himself to a prostitute becomes one body with her? For, as it is written, "The two shall become one flesh."

First Corinthians 7:2 But because of the temptation to immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband.

Second Corinthians 11:2 I feel a divine jealousy for you, for I betrothed you to Christ to present you as a pure bride to her one husband.

First Timothy 5:11 But refuse to enroll younger-women widows; for when they grow wanton against Christ they desire to marry,
First Timothy 5:12 and so they incur condemnation for having violated their first pledge.